I was all in until Jesse Palmer. Someone needs to introduce him to a new tailor and he’s about as intelligent as a tree. Plus, the spiked hairstyle he rocks went out about 13 years ago
It’s about the same. I usually throw in a “we can watch ____ Monday night” if she lets me watch full coverage of Sunday golf. It’s working well so far. But I also luck out as she works a lot of weekend shifts so I’m the king of the remote
My man. Here’s to dropping anchor while destroying your body internally and externally with alcohol and sun while chillin with women way out of your league with bikinis that may or may not qualify as public nudity in some states.
Also, I’ll ad my own hot take to this beautiful piece and claim that pontoon boats are just one of the many reasons why lakes are better than the beach/ocean.
Sorry but I’m not going to leave my precious, unspoiled groceries at the mercy of the savages I work with by putting them in the break room fridge. I won’t be happy if Mary takes half our eggs because she doesn’t want to stop on the way home and I’m sure as hell not going to run out of Capri Sun on the weekend because Robert wanted to snag a few one afternoon.
I always recommend a nice graveyard shift ride along with your local police department if you’re the type of trash human that likes to drink and drive. If you can stay sober long enough, you can see the damage drinking and driving does. Or ya know, just don’t be a piece of shit seeing as it takes about 30 seconds to get on your phone and get an uber.
Dear @haters, the whole “go on a quick trip and no present” deal for the wife’s bday worked out PERFECTLY. No issues, she’s happy, we got wine drunk, and I’m riding a three night sex streak into Monday. Have a blessed day y’all.
Tonight we’re celebrating Momma 19th’s birthday. Going to treat her to some steak and a son that always has one too many drinks at dinner. She’s the best.
Tomorrow morning I’m taking the wife to a winery for her birthday (I get to drink wine and enjoy this Texas weather without stressing over buying a present, and she’s happy).
Sunday I’m going to power through a wine hangover as we drive home and hope we make it back in time to enjoy some Netflix before the scaries really take their hold on us. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Hey a guy from college I know is totally going to be one SOON. He even talks about it on his social media, along with how much money he makes so it’s possible and he’s RICH and super cool and totally doesn’t pay women to sleep with him or anything like that
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Hey if your girl’s dad isn’t going to pay for dinner, make sure he knows you’re daddy now. The only thing I’d worry about it what tip to leave.
And ladies, if you’re gonna get an ass tat just make sure it’s a target. Anything else is just tacky
What kind of design options, if any, are available? Thinking pubic monograms should be the summer 2018 trend
My man
I was all in until Jesse Palmer. Someone needs to introduce him to a new tailor and he’s about as intelligent as a tree. Plus, the spiked hairstyle he rocks went out about 13 years ago
It’s about the same. I usually throw in a “we can watch ____ Monday night” if she lets me watch full coverage of Sunday golf. It’s working well so far. But I also luck out as she works a lot of weekend shifts so I’m the king of the remote
Finance has never been sexier
The only way to watch what you want when living with your girl/wife is to have a separate room with your own tv. It’s sad but true.
I really can’t even imagine getting so serious/angry about a ridiculous comment on an adult humor/satire website
My man. Here’s to dropping anchor while destroying your body internally and externally with alcohol and sun while chillin with women way out of your league with bikinis that may or may not qualify as public nudity in some states.
Also, I’ll ad my own hot take to this beautiful piece and claim that pontoon boats are just one of the many reasons why lakes are better than the beach/ocean.
Sorry but I’m not going to leave my precious, unspoiled groceries at the mercy of the savages I work with by putting them in the break room fridge. I won’t be happy if Mary takes half our eggs because she doesn’t want to stop on the way home and I’m sure as hell not going to run out of Capri Sun on the weekend because Robert wanted to snag a few one afternoon.
I always recommend a nice graveyard shift ride along with your local police department if you’re the type of trash human that likes to drink and drive. If you can stay sober long enough, you can see the damage drinking and driving does. Or ya know, just don’t be a piece of shit seeing as it takes about 30 seconds to get on your phone and get an uber.
Dear @haters, the whole “go on a quick trip and no present” deal for the wife’s bday worked out PERFECTLY. No issues, she’s happy, we got wine drunk, and I’m riding a three night sex streak into Monday. Have a blessed day y’all.
HBD and appreciate that
Congratulations, you’re an idiot
Can confirm, obviously
I’m an expert, y’all. Don’t worry about me, I’ve executed this plan several times and I’m still breathing.
Thanks Dave, stay blessed brother
Water based lube is easier to wash of but the oil based stuff is like driving the Ferrari of self pleasure. You’re welcome
Tonight we’re celebrating Momma 19th’s birthday. Going to treat her to some steak and a son that always has one too many drinks at dinner. She’s the best.
Tomorrow morning I’m taking the wife to a winery for her birthday (I get to drink wine and enjoy this Texas weather without stressing over buying a present, and she’s happy).
Sunday I’m going to power through a wine hangover as we drive home and hope we make it back in time to enjoy some Netflix before the scaries really take their hold on us. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Hey a guy from college I know is totally going to be one SOON. He even talks about it on his social media, along with how much money he makes so it’s possible and he’s RICH and super cool and totally doesn’t pay women to sleep with him or anything like that