I agree. Being from Houston, winter travel is the worst. If it drops below 60 here, folks dress like they’re living in The Day After Tomorrow (underrated movie in my opinion)
I used to try the trick of waiting last minute so they ran out of room so they had to check my bag until my flight on Christmas Eve and I didn’t get my lost checked bags until 6 days later
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve started a round as a “laid back round with some friends, not worried about going low” and by 14 I’m wrapping my 4 iron around a tree…I wouldn’t be stuck in this “office” googling vacation spots I’ll never visit.
Dallas as a city is shit, Dallas MILFs are insane. I’ve seen first hand a lady call my best friend from a blocked number one morning with the “you might want to get checked” line. I’ve also had a lady stick her hand into my pants at the bar, while her husband was in the bathroom. I don’t say this to brag, I say this to warn anyone not from Texas…don’t move to Dallas.
Johnny, I’ve support you until you started hating on my brown Irish friend. Jameson didn’t do this to you, two people on such a pathetic date they resorted to shot wars did this
Advertise
I agree, I’m a Houston resident and I’d say the two spots on this list are bottom of my top10.
Also, Chill, this Todd story I’m about to dive into better knock it out of the park with all these list repost you’ve had lately.
I’ll take my “meh”s or not but any sport that can end in a tie, is not a real sport.
Yes, I know NFL games can end in a tie, which is why the NFL is a joke of a league
I chugged an emergen-c after this. Fuck this woman
Fuck that guy and his stupid haircut and jersey. I’ll spend the rest of the day trying to convince myself she isn’t that hot
I agree. Being from Houston, winter travel is the worst. If it drops below 60 here, folks dress like they’re living in The Day After Tomorrow (underrated movie in my opinion)
I used to try the trick of waiting last minute so they ran out of room so they had to check my bag until my flight on Christmas Eve and I didn’t get my lost checked bags until 6 days later
12 strokes is usually all my girlfriend gets, even after 12 beers
You’re the last person anyone needs dating or relationship advice from, Todd.
Weirder the outfit, weirder the sex
10/10 would bang
Chill, giving a bird CPR? You’re better than that.
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve started a round as a “laid back round with some friends, not worried about going low” and by 14 I’m wrapping my 4 iron around a tree…I wouldn’t be stuck in this “office” googling vacation spots I’ll never visit.
And homeless*
I read all your comments in your fake deep voice from the podcast.
Good luck shooting 103 on the course this weekend Cheverere
You got any plans tonight?
Here’s to you my man. I find myself giving input similar to this more often as my “yea so last night at the bar…” inputs slowly dwindle
Has Grandex ever considered making a movie?
Sometimes I walk around with my headphones on and the cord sticking in my pocket, just to avoid human interaction
In my experience, if at any time you have to tell people how much money you make…you don’t.
Dallas as a city is shit, Dallas MILFs are insane. I’ve seen first hand a lady call my best friend from a blocked number one morning with the “you might want to get checked” line. I’ve also had a lady stick her hand into my pants at the bar, while her husband was in the bathroom. I don’t say this to brag, I say this to warn anyone not from Texas…don’t move to Dallas.
Johnny, I’ve support you until you started hating on my brown Irish friend. Jameson didn’t do this to you, two people on such a pathetic date they resorted to shot wars did this