My boss actually keeps a list of failed deals on his computer. I’ve seen him go from failed deal to quickly closing a deal that would make the failed deal call it daddy.
I usually just leave early to hit the bar and pretend I’m not a failure.
Keyword of the day is hydrate y’all. I know a lot of you, myself included, will be drinking tequila and margs tonight in a way we haven’t since undergrad. It’s all fun and games until you can’t even stomach a waffle in the morning and your Saturday is ruined. Stay hydrated, stay safe, and always be closing. Have a blessed Friday everyone.
I’d say more like shit* talking about him on the internet
I hope he loses weight from his diet, gets a killer body, and then leaves you for some Instagram herbal tea model and the only negative thing you can say about her is “ugh but like look how bad her nails are”
Your perfect weather and beautiful views do nothing to hide the fact that you have ridiculous taxes, insane regulations (I was in Del Mar a few weeks ago and they have a law that water can’t be seen pooling by the curb when you water your lawn) and the fact that some of your state laws and programs have financially destroyed cities.
I won’t even get into what other states have and why there shouldn’t even be an argument with California in it.
Also, you ever had TexMex? Whatever Mexican food they have in SoCal isn’t even close.
Also, no one wants to pay 6$ for a gallon of gas or 75cents for grocery bags.
Boy, I sure wish I could pay $3,200 a month for a 450 square foot apartment when I could head to Texas and pay $3,200 a month for a 2,800 square foot house.
I’d rather have 23 likes from friends who care over 323 likes just because my profile is public and I’m that guy from that “work sucks” website with the cute dog.
(I’m looking at you Will)
((I’m also just saying this cas my likes record is at 29 all time and I’m jealous))
This. My best friend and his wife live a block away from us. When the fiancé works I usually walk over for dinner. And by dinner I mean getting high while she cooks us dinner and we talk about deep shit like plays for their son’s future little league teams or how the XFL 30 for 30 changed the world.
This hit me in the feels actually. Last year my dad asked me to go see Merle Haggard with him and I blew it off to day drink at some patio (like I’d never have an opportunity to do that again). Of course Merle died and I missed an opportunity to see a legend and make a memory with my dad
“The Rangers are an equal opportunity ball club when it comes to blown saves this year” was the quote of the game. I would feel bad for y’all if we didn’t have the collapse we had last year
IM STILL PUMPED ABOUT THE ASTROS EARLY SEASON GRAND SLAM GAME WINNER LAST NIGHT. POUNDING THE DARK STUFF TO KEEP THIS MOMENTUM THROUGH A DAY OF ASS KICKING AND NAME TAKING.
Remember, someone who calls today hump day isn’t someone you want to associate with. DCO Nation is better than that. Have a blessed Wednesday everyone.
Leftover steak, whiskey, Oreos tonight. Fiancé is working, should be able to watch whatever I want while I fall asleep with an Oreo on my chest and my hand down my pants. Have a blessed evening everyone.
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My boss actually keeps a list of failed deals on his computer. I’ve seen him go from failed deal to quickly closing a deal that would make the failed deal call it daddy.
I usually just leave early to hit the bar and pretend I’m not a failure.
Good luck. I’m 3 years in and I still have urges, especially when the whiskey is flowing but you can do it
Keyword of the day is hydrate y’all. I know a lot of you, myself included, will be drinking tequila and margs tonight in a way we haven’t since undergrad. It’s all fun and games until you can’t even stomach a waffle in the morning and your Saturday is ruined. Stay hydrated, stay safe, and always be closing. Have a blessed Friday everyone.
It was a Mobil station at the corner of La Jolla Village Dr and Villa La Jolla Dr in early March
Texas forever
I’d say more like shit* talking about him on the internet
I hope he loses weight from his diet, gets a killer body, and then leaves you for some Instagram herbal tea model and the only negative thing you can say about her is “ugh but like look how bad her nails are”
Bringing bags isn’t a hassle.
I paid $6.13 a gallon when I was there in March.
Texas had a drought a few years back, we figured it out.
Also, you’d be surprised how little pain there actually is if you just relax and remember to breathe
See my post below… I’m runnin hot right now
Your perfect weather and beautiful views do nothing to hide the fact that you have ridiculous taxes, insane regulations (I was in Del Mar a few weeks ago and they have a law that water can’t be seen pooling by the curb when you water your lawn) and the fact that some of your state laws and programs have financially destroyed cities.
I won’t even get into what other states have and why there shouldn’t even be an argument with California in it.
Also, you ever had TexMex? Whatever Mexican food they have in SoCal isn’t even close.
Also, no one wants to pay 6$ for a gallon of gas or 75cents for grocery bags.
Boy, I sure wish I could pay $3,200 a month for a 450 square foot apartment when I could head to Texas and pay $3,200 a month for a 2,800 square foot house.
California sucks
For some reason I instantly thought Anthony Kiedis when I saw him
Nothing better than curling up with your girl and getting that fresh horse scent from her hair
Sushi is extremely overrated. #hottakethursday
I’d rather have 23 likes from friends who care over 323 likes just because my profile is public and I’m that guy from that “work sucks” website with the cute dog.
(I’m looking at you Will)
((I’m also just saying this cas my likes record is at 29 all time and I’m jealous))
This. My best friend and his wife live a block away from us. When the fiancé works I usually walk over for dinner. And by dinner I mean getting high while she cooks us dinner and we talk about deep shit like plays for their son’s future little league teams or how the XFL 30 for 30 changed the world.
Constant state of “just gotta get to the bathroom” PGP
This hit me in the feels actually. Last year my dad asked me to go see Merle Haggard with him and I blew it off to day drink at some patio (like I’d never have an opportunity to do that again). Of course Merle died and I missed an opportunity to see a legend and make a memory with my dad
“The Rangers are an equal opportunity ball club when it comes to blown saves this year” was the quote of the game. I would feel bad for y’all if we didn’t have the collapse we had last year
LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOOO.
IM STILL PUMPED ABOUT THE ASTROS EARLY SEASON GRAND SLAM GAME WINNER LAST NIGHT. POUNDING THE DARK STUFF TO KEEP THIS MOMENTUM THROUGH A DAY OF ASS KICKING AND NAME TAKING.
Remember, someone who calls today hump day isn’t someone you want to associate with. DCO Nation is better than that. Have a blessed Wednesday everyone.
Mike Baker. Just finished it. Former CIA guy with a lot of good stuff to say
Leftover steak, whiskey, Oreos tonight. Fiancé is working, should be able to watch whatever I want while I fall asleep with an Oreo on my chest and my hand down my pants. Have a blessed evening everyone.