JD, my man. We had a few “Kettle One” nights back in college. We’d all wear our best black suits and hit the bars drinking only Kettle One and pretending to have some self respect and dignity for a night.
My stomach just made some sort of noise that I’m pretty sure my coworker heard from about 10 feet away so we’ll see how today goes. Have a blessed Tuesday y’all.
At this point I’d go all the way to Dallas to find some friends that golf for a reason other than drinking (no problem with that, but I’m also a lover of the game)
Also, I’m currently in the early stages of forming a regular foursome for golf around the greater Houston area. If you’re interested my email is 19thHoleGuy@gmail.com and I’ll send you an application
Big fan of your pieces here but I have to disagree. I’ve found it to be very rewarding. While yes, a foursome with the boys is always fun, a foursome with three random guys can also be great. I’ve had everything from an idiot who didn’t know a rule of golf except for you try to get the ball in a hole to old collegiate golfers that turned into personal swing coaches for 18 holes to an older man with his wife who happened to have a cooler full of beer, sandwiches and oranges to keep me hydrated and full.
Could be a curse, could be the best round of your life…well worth the risk, IMO.
My dentist only employees young, ample chested women and has a “no scrubs policy”. When I first started going there I was ready for a sexual experience that none of my friends would believe. Now I just realize it’s genius customer retention and I’ve never had more dental work done in my life
Anyone in Houston got any fun plans this weekend? I have zero plans. Group text is dead. And I’d really prefer to do something over killing myself with Oreos, beer and yes, Boss Rolen, pornography.
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JD, my man. We had a few “Kettle One” nights back in college. We’d all wear our best black suits and hit the bars drinking only Kettle One and pretending to have some self respect and dignity for a night.
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My stomach just made some sort of noise that I’m pretty sure my coworker heard from about 10 feet away so we’ll see how today goes. Have a blessed Tuesday y’all.
At this point I’d go all the way to Dallas to find some friends that golf for a reason other than drinking (no problem with that, but I’m also a lover of the game)
Also, I’m currently in the early stages of forming a regular foursome for golf around the greater Houston area. If you’re interested my email is 19thHoleGuy@gmail.com and I’ll send you an application
Big fan of your pieces here but I have to disagree. I’ve found it to be very rewarding. While yes, a foursome with the boys is always fun, a foursome with three random guys can also be great. I’ve had everything from an idiot who didn’t know a rule of golf except for you try to get the ball in a hole to old collegiate golfers that turned into personal swing coaches for 18 holes to an older man with his wife who happened to have a cooler full of beer, sandwiches and oranges to keep me hydrated and full.
Could be a curse, could be the best round of your life…well worth the risk, IMO.
My dentist only employees young, ample chested women and has a “no scrubs policy”. When I first started going there I was ready for a sexual experience that none of my friends would believe. Now I just realize it’s genius customer retention and I’ve never had more dental work done in my life
Motivation feels at an all time low this morning…
Anyone in Houston got any fun plans this weekend? I have zero plans. Group text is dead. And I’d really prefer to do something over killing myself with Oreos, beer and yes, Boss Rolen, pornography.
Have a blessed weekend y’all.
NOSE BEERS, ALL DAY
I’m honestly pretty triggered that they wouldn’t let him in with the Rockets jersey. Our world has gone to shit, man.
I actually read them a few weeks ago, Will, but it’s fun to pretend
I think so and I don’t know if I’m (we’re) ready for it
It’s awful.
This is just…….so good
Don’t poke the bear, Will
We don’t need this kind of negativity on a Friday
It’s when I read things like this that I realize there is no hope for our future
An afternoon pedi does sound nice today