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Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. With the U.S. Open and the World Cup coinciding with Father’s Day, it’s the perfect dad-in-front-of-the-TV weekend, so let him do his thing. Oh shit, the College World Series starts Saturday, too. My Horns are in it. What a weekend for sports. And for dads.
As for me, I’ll be at the family ranch all weekend with the whole squad. Should be so much fun.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
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Got a first date tonight- actually getting picked up/the whole nine yards (internet dating standards are aggressively low) so that should be fun!
So what happens when Eric picks you up in Red’s Vista Cruiser and you find out that he brought Kelso and Jackie? OR, even worse, you find Fez has snuck in the back seat and is being his usual creep self?
Sorry Donna! Forgot to mention I’m tagging along.
Best of luck!
Don’t ever eat beef burritos on a date – I almost got laid, but I had to poop so badly and it was filthy like volcanic ash spewing from a volcano.
Cool story
My dad is extremely picky and difficult to buy things for so I decided to give him the gift of meat …by taking him and my stepmom out to a Brazilian steakhouse for dinner.
That’s a quality gift. Nothing says I love you like ridiculous amounts of meat
Nothing says I love you like ridiculous amounts of meat wrapped in bacon.
Fixed it for you. That filet mignon wrapped in bacon is probably one of the top 10 things I’ve ever eaten.
omahasteaks.com Promo code: Thicc for $49.99 deal on assorted meats. I bought one for myself bc my gf called me daddy once.
Treat yoself, daddy
Bumble date tomorrow night and then it’ll be the first Father’s Day without my dad around, so things could get a little sentimental around the Saurus household.
I need to up my Bumble game…Or quit looking like a dipshit in every photo I take.
The latter is harder than it looks, speaking from personal experience
I truly don’t know what it is, but I can’t just smile. An o face is my go to and it’s hilarious to me, but apparently not right swipe worthy.
Default pic checks out!
Second one for me, I know the feeling. Sorry for your loss and hope the date goes well
After a long week on the road for work, the girl I have been seeing for a bit informed me she wanted to break it off to try to get back together with her ex. So it’s time to drink excessively. Gonna hang with the old geezer on Sunday.
Have a great weekend, yall
T&Ps, friend. If you haven’t seen it: $1 Long Islands, Applebee’s.
Damn, that’s the pits, man. I know it won’t make you feel better in the short term, but at least happened early on enough, and you get some good distraction time with the old man to boot!
We got robbed mid day yesterday so we’ll be dealing with that more today/tonight. T&Ps appreciated. We’re both okay and nothing major was taken but still a shit experience start to finish
Tomorrow we’re going to try to get some pool side chill going and maybe a nice dinner somewhere to spend some quality time together.
Sunday is supposed to bring some serious rain to the 713 so probably just relaxing and grabbing lunch with the pops for Father’s Day. Closing out the day with beer and US Open final round. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Is your dog okay?
Hope insurance and everything else follows through for you. Glad to hear there was nothing major.
That sucks dude. There was once a Reddit AMA from a burgler that had some interesting insight about how not to get robbed. I know it doesn’t do you as much good now but it is an interesting read.
That’s nuts man, sorry to hear that. Hopefully the insurance helps out. Glad you guys are alright
Sorry to hear, my man. I hope the insurance bs gets resolved quickly and y’all find peace of mind.
Sorry to read this. T&Ps out.
Sucks to hear, man, best wishes and glad everyone’s alright. Treat yourself a bit if you can this weekend to pick yourself up. An extra marg or two won’t hurt.
Sorry to hear, but glad it was nothing serious. Hope the insurance kicks in and you had a video security system in place to identify the perp(s).
Got ghosted after making plans for date 2 after a fun first. Her loss. Taking an impromptu trip to Chicago to drink instead.
‘Atta Kid
Free booze/steak tonight at my grad school banquet, wine festival tomorrow, and steaks grilled by dad on Sunday. Fully anticipating the meat sweats Monday morning, with zero regrets.
feast you queen
Two of my best friends from High School who went to a different college in a different state than I are getting married in a month and moving to a third state – where I just happen to be living right now. Move halfway across the country and end up living 5 minutes away from the same people I knew growing up haha. Point is the husband is moving out this weekend to start his job on monday, and will be crashing on my couch for a couple nights before he moves in. Party time!
I’m confused. Your husband is moving out of what? And into where? Also, always fun having great friends end up in the same spot as you. Enjoy!
Officially moving to the east coast this weekend. Nerves are getting the best of me, good vibes would be awesome. Have a great father’s day weekend everyone!
Currently at Busch Gardens, Williamsburg eating lunch in some knockoff German place.
Pops is one of those crazy crackheads who loves freefalling 200 feet so I’ve been holding in my shit all morning and pretending I wasn’t about to throw up. Will do this again tomorrow except hit up some water rides.
Sunday will hopefully be spent watching the US open at a local brewery then back to NC after that.
God bless all our fathers, have a good weekend!
I’ve ridden Apollo’s chariot north of 500 times in my life. One of my favorite roller coasters.
I actually didn’t hate that one. The drops don’t bug me, the twists and turns get to me!
My dad is into the same thing so growing up family vacations were centered around roller coasters. Busch gardens Williamsburg was all our favorite. Have fun on the lochness monster with the pops!
God I love that ride. & Alpengeist