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This is it. This is the weekend. It’s finally happening. Poolside beers in the cut is a go. A Google calendar invite has been sent and everyone in the squad minus bachelor party Dave has committed. I’m so freaking excited I could scream. A special gust appearance by Producer Micah might even be in the works.
For you Touchers out there in the Austin area, we’d love for you to come to Icenhaur’s Tuesday night at 8 p.m. to join us in celebrating our 100th episode. We’ll be recording it live in front of all of you. Good drinks, good bar, good conversation, and three morons on stage with microphones.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
Gonna have an aggressive happy hour tonight where I will hopefully fuck one of the interns since it’s their last day. Followed by an aggressive bar crawl tomorrow in Wrigleyville. My liver is going to hate me.
Where were all the ladies like you when I had an internship?!
I’m pretty sure if you want that to happen, it will.
Sup?
Mustache crawl was a success.
Tonight I get to spend my hard earned money on a couch I hate and the fiancé “LOVES”
Tomorrow I am driving to Dallas for a friend’s birthday party. We’re starting with burgers by the pool at 1:00 so we’ll see how deep into the night we can make it.
Sunday I’ll be driving home where I’ll bring back my old tradition of puking in front of families at a gas station.
Have a blessed weekend y’all
<3 Buccee's. Enjoy that drive on 45, it's sneaky therapeutic.
I did 45 recently on a rainy day while listening to AM country. Bigly therapeutic.
Solid plan
Hey 19th, fiancé with one “e” refers to the man…
Not in my America, bro
I’m not messing with you. Check the dictionary.
Hey Jimbro, go home.
Maybe he was referring to the man. It’s 2017 man
Jus like a woman, askin for an extra e amirite fellas? JK ladies I love y’all. Issa joke. Should be workin but I mentally checked out two weeks n thirty minutes before I walked in tha door. PGP is fun.
Got invited to a beach house 10 girls are renting. Odds have to be in my favor.
Until you get there and realize all 10 girls invited several dudes each!
Who are we to judge what they’re in to.
Going to go home, take a poop, wash my hands (obv), make a Titos and soda drink, skip dinner to allow the Titos to fully engulf my interior, possibly hash out an article for this here platform, contemplate why we all don’t work remotely yet, weep about previous thought, develop a successful pyramid scheme, invite all my friends, then completely wash my hands of the rat race
If you don’t wash your hands after a poop it slowly builds your immune system then you can walk out of the bathroom back to your dinner date like a boss
Left the Army two weeks ago, moved from Savannah to New York one week ago, got a job offer an hour ago. My life as a civilian has begun, and I’m starting it with a weekend at my girlfriends camp in the Adirondacks
I’ve been trying to pronounce that last word for like 10 mins. I always thought I was a smart guy but I’m currently questioning everything.
Ah-dih-ron-dax. Hope that helps
Congrats!!
Muchos Gracias, Frank. To the downvoters- Sorry I don’t read as well as you. Please kiss my lily white ass, buttholes.
Headed up to grand haven for a weekend with the boys at my buddy’s lake house. Bringing back a college pregaming tradition called “Blackedjack” with an old roommate/teammate of mine who’ll be there. Line up a shot glasses full of franzia (or beer, but cheap wine is preferred). Play multiple rounds of blackjack, dealer rotates. But you take shot every hand you lose. It’ll get you annihilated faster than a power hour.
Making sure I don’t drown in the flooded streets of DC. You can find me on my friend’s covered back patio with Blind JackJack, Chica and a glass of wine. Life raft inflated and ready to go if needed.
How is Blind JackJack? We need more updates.
Oh man! Blind JackJack is doing amazing. He got a bath last night, and this pup LOVES his baths. He’s also gotten more comfortable walking on the leash so our walks have gotten longer (which is good because he was getting fat). He’s gotten a lot better with the command “Right”, he has “Left’ down. He is still living his best life, and will have a blast tonight with his bff Chica, lots of tug-o-war will be played.
Golf at 10:30 in the am, parlayed into some back porch drinking that evening. Gonna be lovely
I’m 19th hole, and I approve this message
Moving gf tonight
Moving myself tomorrow
Moving friend of gf on Sunday
Sounds lovely.
Fuck
Take those moving deposits and keep them tucked away safe. You’ll use them one day. When we move in a few weeks I have enough friends repaying me for helping that I won’t have to lift a finger
Bumble date tomorrow afternoon. Fourth date with this girl, going to dinner and a local brewery. She’s bringing her dog, should be a solid time. Enjoy the weekend y’all!
Getting the dog’s approval is huge. Best be sure to bring your A game.