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It’s going to be a lowkey night in the cut with my main man, The Homie. We might watch a movie. We might walk to a food truck half a block down the street and scoop some dinner. I might drink some wine while he sips apple juice. Don’t know yet. Should be fun.
It’s fantasy football draft season and my first one is Saturday afternoon. After that my weekend will be dinners and the pool and maybe Barton Springs and mimosas and possibly hitting the town. It should be a really fun, really hot weekend in the ATX.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
In Dubai for work. Probably just going to hit up the hotel bar and hope to not get arrested for some law I’m unaware of. Don’t want to spend 4 years in jail here without AC.
This doesn’t sound lit.
I really wouldn’t worry about it too much. When I was in Dubai last year, I got absolutely tanked 7 of 9 days.
Check out the Zero Gravity beach club, its a blast. Irish Village is also a good time.
Work is for poors. Hope you enjoy being chained to a cubicle for the rest of your life
My rich Aunt and Uncle are having a cookout at their new house, tomorrow afternoon. As the drunk cousin in the family, I will fulfill my duty of drinking a bunch of free beer and eat all the food I can.
You sound like a massive goober
scouting out spots in the oceanic cut to see the eclipse and catching up with some friends who are back in town
Who let you out of the tuna can?
Escaping the Houston heat in Californ I A and hope to keep the swing count in double digits at Torrey Pines on Monday during the eclipse. See y’all on Wednesday.
Golf is for pussies
Goddamit, he must’ve graduated…
We really should nip this in the us right away. We don’t need this kind of negativity around here.
*bud. Siri sucks.
Swing and a miss there champ
*miss there, champ.
Grammar, son. It’s not expensive.
Oh man you got me! I’ll bet you’re the smartest guy in your cubicle pod! When you’re 70 years old you’ll still be there correcting everyone’s grammar
And…?
And a swing and a miss there champ
Please kindly fuck off
Make me. What’s that? You won’t do shit
Watching the defenders hungover on Sunday. How I’m getting hungover is still in the air.
All the men in my family are going fishing together tomorrow. I’m going to have to get up a 6am on a Saturday, but it should be well worth it. Going to spend the rest of the weekend lounging at my uncle’s new pool with the family and cooking up the fish we catch.
Hopefully the fish are biting tomorrow.
Ripping lips ‘n chasing tips
I appreciate that the guy in the pic is balding… Just like us.
Going to an interactive science museum (sounds lame but I heard its super fun) that has an open bar tonight. Kind of excited to nerd out and more than likely get a little too beer drunk. Pool day all day tomorrow. Have a great weekend y’all.
This may be a shot in the dark but are you talking about “science with a twist” thats going on tonight at the Arizona Science Center?
yes!!
Passed final checkride so it’s grilling a porterhouse, bacon wrapped scallops, and drinking shiner on the back porch. Have a chill one y’all.
Porterhouses are for poors
And the only way I’d drink that shit beer shiner is if I got roofied by a pike who poured it in my ass
Going river tubing tomorrow outside of DC, 89 and sunny all day
Are you finally tired of spending your Saturdays watching The Office and masturbating to Pam Beasley?