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Happy 4/20, dopers. Are we partaking today? I’ll be honest; I’d burn a little kill today if I had some, but unfortunately my plans this evening will only involve a few cold ones with Will and Sally. Hopefully on a patio.
My Friday sounds pretty lame, actually. Wait, my whole weekend does. I need to make more friends I think. Whole squad is either out of town or will be leaving town at some point this weekend. Might hit the driving range and sit poolside and get a haircut this weekend. Hard to say.
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
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Flew to a random city to meet-up with a fellow toucher who shot her shot in my DMs. Ts & Ps I don’t get murdered.
Watch out, you might get your ass eaten tonight.
A lady shooting her shot? Look at how far we’ve come in 2018
If you don’t text the GroupMe by Monday, I’ll call the cops.
Don’t let her down, friend.
Tonight I’m going to stuff my face with El T fajitas and margs and then sit on my porch and celebrate 4/20 with the wife.
Tomorrow I’m going to meet with a trainer for our new pup and then drink myself onto another planet because a long lost friend is in town for 24 hours.
Sunday the wife works so I’ll be watching golf and eating Oreos between not letting my Brazzers subscription go to waste. Have a blessed weekend y’all
Brazzers subscription is a solid move. Split one with friends and it was a good investment
Heading back to Goode Co. Cantina with the Mrs and Little Rico. Then it’s bath / bedtime for the little guy and a bowl of Blue Bell on the couch.
Living the dream
People still pay for porn?
Same to you
Few days late, but what kinda pup 19th? May I ask what kind of training too?
Listening to “Levels” on repeat.
Listening to KOD on repeat.
Today is a holy day observance.
Kush be with you.
“And also with you”
Lift up your joints
“We lift them up to the lord”
It’s “And with your spirit” now.
Yeah, I don’t get why they changed it either.
A Mulaney classic
Cuz THATS what needed revamping in the Catholic Church
Hes the best
“And with your spirit” just doesn’t roll off the tounge like “also with you” did
Maybe it rolls better in Latin or Spanish.
Salud!
Volunteering until 830pm tonight with middle school youths. At 831 I will be high-tailing home to catch a strong buzz. High likelihood of late night T-Bell and Fortnite because what else is a 25 y/o man to do
Dorn’s weekend in fun: Getting evicted
Need to shop his face onto the “A Quiet Place” poster.
The lady friend is out of town until Tuesday so you bet your pasty ass I’m going to be sippin brews and makin news all weekend. But in all honesty I’ll probably wake up around 7 and go get coffee and come home around 8 and sit and contemplate what to do all day and the weekend will be over before I know it and I’ll look back and think wtf did I do all weekend.
Update: This is precisely what happened. God I feel like a piece of shit.
Edibles and binge watching It’s Always Sunny all afternoon. Patio beers tomorrow and then seeing A Quiet Place. I’m hyped.
Quiet place was so good. Open your candy before the movie starts though
Attending Sweetwater 420 fest all weekend in Atlanta. Will prob have some stories to tell come Monday. Prepare yourself, fam.
Gonna be a good time
Well thanks for asking as always. Today I went back to my alma mater, but to speak at a panel on developmental education and my experiences in college. I am now headed to UIC, University of Illinois Chicago to donate in a blood drive and then the plan is to head home and have some pizza with the wife.
Saturday I’m taking a partial day off because I’m getting a CPAP machine installed. Plan on taking it easy afterwards. Sunday I’m going to go and see my mom whom I haven’t seen in a couple of weeks. I was driving Postmates but I quit that so it’ll be nice to have some relaxation.
Hey Dave be safe on the ride home after donating blood homie. Last time I did a double red donation I got lightheaded driving so it kinda spooked me.
I’m taking public trans back to my car but appreciate the look out just the same 🙂
I was running a 99.5 temp so on the edge of DQ so I said I’d rather not chance it