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I was doing my morning ritual, scrolling through Twitter while simultaneously catching up on emails, when a video caught my eye.
What just happened? I think I’m intrigued. I think I need more. I immediately went to his page to learn more about The Weapon.
Oh yeah, there it is. That’s what I’ve been looking for. This dude is crazy. He has my sense of humor. All you gotta do is get out in the woods, bring a gun, and do something stupid. I’m all in on The Weapon. That’s when I knew we needed to be friends. Just look at this man burst through a flaming wall with no fear.
Bet you didn’t realize he had written “The Weapon” on the board. Bet you didn’t realize he has a “The Weapon” sticker on his truck. This kid even has t-shirts and hats. He has a full merch line. Who the hell is he and why are we not friends yet?
Let me pitch a friendship to you, Weapon. I’m a big ole boy rooted in the Shenandoah Valley. I see you’re a Virginia boy too, so it looks like we already have something in common. I also like to go out in the woods and shoot guns for no apparent reason. I also like to take videos of myself shooting these guns. Remember that slo-mo video of you shooting a pumpkin? Look at this slo-mo video of me shooting a watermelon with a musket:
I think this friendship has been written by fate. Let me guess, you love fried chicken too? I bet you love America too.
I knew it. Honestly at this point, I don’t even know if I’m worthy of being friends with The Weapon. This kid is so damn cool, and I’m just over here sitting at a desk writing an article about him. I am inspired. The Weapon has made me want to gather up all my guns and go outside. I think I’m going to blow some shit up this weekend in honor of The Weapon. I might have to start your official fan club. Where can I purchase a sticker for my truck? Can I get a t-shirt too?
I don’t know who you are man, but I just want you to know you’re one cool sumbitch. If you’re trying to ride with a good ole Virginia boy like yourself, then just hit up my DMs. We can shoot guns and blow some shit up. You’re the man, The Weapon. Merry Christmas..
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I myself am looking to buy a weapon. Thinking about buying one of those construction pipes made to look like a SAM launcher that them North Koreans have. There’s a Korean kid at my work, he seems sneaky and probably knows how to get one
Adjusting your stance a little would solve that whole “I almost fell over while shooting a gun” thing.
The weapon looks like every guy I went to high school with in Texas. You’d be amazed at how you entertain yourself when you have land and guns.
did not anticipate the kick at all, felt like a total bitch
What kick? Low brass target shot at best, but you sold it as if it was a howitzer. Sad, but kind of impressed.
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Everyone needs a Weapon in their life
If I bring this guy, can I come to your wedding?
btw this is the best one: https://twitter.com/tannerleigh21/status/835577357238947840
He is my nephew and got his nickname while playing On the High School football team. He is a real fun guy to be around. Also one of the nicest and most polite. He doesn’t give up or quit even when the deck is stacked against him. He got a sewing needle caught in his foot and it broke off sideways. He still went to practice and pushed his self hard. Had to have surgery to remove the needle but he never quit. Everybody likes him and I have never heard a bad word spoken about him.
A guy running around in a Santa outfit firing off a pistol is exactly how I want my birthday to be celebrated. Also, what’s with the amount of recoil there, Dale? Hold a musket like a man!
“The Weapon” might be a little “special”….
Don’t you talk about my friend that way you little punk bitch
Go watch some more “weapon” vids and calm down.