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Who you match with on Tinder has a lot to do with your profile. What do you look like in your photos? Are there tons of other people hanging out with you, making you indistinguishable? Does your byline have a good joke or opener? While these are all important, there’s another factor at play as well: your job. Tinder CEO Sean Rad revealed the top five careers that women are most likely to swipe right on, and on some of these, I’m a little confused. Let’s break it down, shall we?
5. TV/Radio Personality
This one sends mixed signals to me. While I’m down to swipe right on a famous celeb (hey, Tom Hardy), the chances of me sending interest to my local news anchor or very slim. Even slimmer are the chances of me taking a shot with my local radio DJ. That is, unless you’re Wells Adams, in which case… call me.
4. Doctor
Do I want to be married to a doctor? Yes. Do I want to be married to $250K of student loan debt? Absolutely not. To be perfectly honest, I’d probably at least give this guy a right swipe and a couple of dates to figure out his financial situation, but unless he got a killer scholarship, chances are that this one won’t materialize into anything more than a few expensive dinners.
3. Firefighter
Here’s the deal, fam. Would I match this guy on eHarmony? No. Would I swipe him on Tinder if I were in town for a weekend bachelorette party? Absolutely. 10/10 understand the swipe statistics on this one.
2. Founder/Entrepreneur
Like TV/Radio personality, this one has a partial shot of success dependent on the career path. Tbh, I’m going to want to know your amount of success, your past accomplishments, and whether or not you’ll be draining my bank account to help you chase your “dreams.” With that said, I’ll definitely go ahead and give you a swipe because I’ll never know if you’re a millionaire if I never ask.
1. Pilot
Yes.
Overall, I see what’s going on here. While not all of these guys will be cut out for long-term success, some guys either fulfill a fantasy, the promise of high incomes down the line, or at least have the potential to be as successful as a millennial can be in 2016. It probably won’t work out with Kevin the firefighter, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want him to buy me one or five vodka crans either. I’ll give all of these guys a chance, but I won’t consider wedding bells unless your bio has a bank account balance, ya hear? .
[via Business Insider]
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Steph W.
Steph W. is a new Master's degree graduate with an intern's salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include attempting to trapping her boyfriend into marriage before he finds out how insane she is and pretending that Black Box wine tastes as good as the kind she could afford when she was gainfully employed. Send her tips for getting out of student debt at recruitchairtsm@gmail.com
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You’re counting the doctor out because of student loans??? You realize they have a ridiculously high income to pay those off, right?
Doctors don’t typically start making doctor money until well into their 30s when that 250k loan has already turned into 400k. With reimbursements rates being cut across the board, you’re typically not going to make “ridiculously high incomes” until late 30s to early 40s when those loans are paid off. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a bad life but that 25 year old med student isn’t going to be rich for a long time.
Not to mention all the malpractice suits that even great doctors get slammed with.
A typical OB/GYN pays ~30k/year in malpractice insurance, that obviously not insignificant…don’t go to med school “for the money”. IB/PE/HF and corporate lawyers have a much higher income potential than even neurosurgeons with considerably less work. The only reason you should go to med school if you can’t see yourself being happy in any other profession.
And girls like the idea of marrying a doctor, not actually marrying a doctor. They rebuke the idea when they realize their SO is swimming in debt until they’re 40 and have no free time.
That’s weird, I don’t see amateur porn star on there at all. Isn’t that what Tinder is really for?
$ 89 per hour Seriously, I do not know why more people have not tried it, I work two shifts, 2 hours in the day and 2 in the evening … and I receive an unsatisfactory check for $ 12522 which is genial is Im Works from home if I get more time with my children.
This is what I do. >>>>>>>>> http://www.CareerToday00.Tk
But how many right swipes do you get??
People still use Tinder?
Might have to switch over there soon. Haven’t gotten a single hit on bumble in the past two months
Bumble is exhausting because I don’t always want to have to talk first, but the pool is so much better than Tinder.
Tinder has better quantity, but the quality is better on Bumble
Bumble to me is a tease. Higher quality, (much) lower right swipes
And then you get a match and it’s the ugly friend in background hiding behind their hotter friends.
Seriously people, don’t pull that shit.
Met my girlfriend on Tinder.
Science rules
What about Senior Business Analyst?
Pretty much strikes out. PGP.
There are so many firefighters on Tinder in DC. Almost alway swiped right.
Still not getting right swipes – PGP
Just as I was starting to warm up to the idea of liking you, this garbage article gets posted.
9/10 much more likely to swipe on business/finance/accounting. A large majority of west Texas people on Tinder/Bumble are oil field or ag industry which isn’t surprising.
You just did an article just like this, recently
Basically I shouldn’t have gone to college or done all the college (doctor).