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I tell white lies all the time. Just this morning, I told someone I didn’t drink last night, when in all reality, I had two beers before dinner, two drinks at dinner, and a beer at a bar after. But telling people at work that you’re grinding with a slight headache isn’t exactly the best look, so sometimes you have to put up a front of smoke and mirrors in order to stay in everyone’s good graces.
A study done by DirecTV polled 2,000 people to see which white lies are worse than others based on a scale of 1 to 5. It revealed that some “white lies” are actually considered to be actual lies, and you’re probably a scum human if you’re telling them.
I mean, if a girl tells you she’s on birth control when she isn’t, that’s a dealbreaker. On the flipside, if you think I’m telling any potential girls my actual number of people I’ve slept with, you’ve got another thing coming. As far as everything else? Meh, doesn’t seem that bad to me, if we’re being honest. I’ve probably told most of those in the last month, if not the last week.
You know what Joe Montana said — “If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.” .
Image via Shutterstock / DirecTV
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That’s funny, I can’t seem to find “Hard work pays off” on here.
“Student loans are GOOD debt!”
“You are all essential and we do not anticipate any layoffs following the merger”
The “I’ll be ready in 15 minutes” is a 1,000 times worse than the “I’ve slept with (X) amount of people” as far as I’m concerned.
“On my way!” … No you aren’t you lying jack ass
If I give a time estimation of when I’m going to be there, you can almost certainly pencil me in for never seeing you that night.
Detail is the key to any good lie
I came in expecting this to somehow tie to “Temps” and how we should download it on iTunes.
Girls lying about being on birth control is a thing?
Go check out the adorable toddler on my Instagram if you need proof that lying about being on BC is real.
This is why you always use a fake name and never take them back to your place.
I think this is more of a thing for crazy bitches in relationships. No girl is at the bar eyeing up potential one night stands to give her a bastard child to show off to her friends and family (hopefully).
*under the age of 30
Crucial clarification. Guy a couple years older than me in my fraternity had this happen to him with some 35yo nutjub… now he sees their kid on weekends. Wrap it up gents.
Baby fever is real, dude. My quest to not become a father has been a long and arduous one.
Never doubt, always pull out
I’m sure a study done by DirecTV for the purposes of promoting a television show was completed with the most rigorous scientific standards.
Not sure how the “I’m on birth control” lie helps anyone
Judging by the first four results, every girl I’ve ever slept with is apparently a monster
The worst white lie to ever exist:
“Yeah I’ll get it done on time”