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Update: We did read all the submissions on the podcast so tune in for our takes.
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Another week, another shitshow courtesy of ABC’s The Bachelor. With Dillon out sick, Will and Dave will be attacking this week’s episode with Grandex’s Marketing Designer, Spencer. They’ve got plenty to discuss between this week’s two-on-one date and Taylor’s departure from the show (only for her return next week, which will inevitably fall flat).
Here’s how these open threads work: We post prompts, you comment, and one of three things happens – we discuss on the podcast, we ignore it completely, you pass time on the site where you’d otherwise be reading content with time spent reading and contributing to the open thread.
This Weeks Prompts
1. If you were a contestant on The Bachelor/Bachelorette, what would you do when you exited the limo on night one?
2. Of all the guests we’ve had on previous Touching Bases, who do you want to see come back? .
Respond
1. Stick to a classic introduction, nothing bizarre or corny.
2. I just want one podcast with Dillion, Dave, Will, Ross, and Madison on it at the same time.
That’d be like the State of the Union Address — they’d have to leave a Designated Survivor out in case of disaster.
That’s when they put Dan in a secure bunker.
1. Pass on the limo and roll up in a Miata
2.smylie Kaufman
1. Boob Luge
2. Noted NY Times Best Selling author W.R. Bolen
1. I’d have a Nerf basketball and get Chris Harrison to sneak up behind her so I could dunk on her ass. Then go get drunk.
2. Need some Hashtag Chad before the Masters
1. Shotgun a beer….
2. LAW HAWK
but actually Liv Langdon and make sure you do a FB live stream..thx
Bring back Ross Bolen, aka the King of Frat, to the podcast. Dude rules. Also need to find out where he’s getting all the kablamskis.
Agree 100%. Ross creates a lit atmosphere.
Tell Billy Bush to stay in the limo. Cheek kiss bachelorette, then comment how she looks fantastic
So proud of my nephew Micah for producing these podcasts! Love Uncle A and Aunt H
1- Go in for he hug, but hit here with a dab right before. Gotta keep the dab alive. Then get drunk.
2 – Need Killshot back
1. I’d set the tone by getting out, looking her up and down and simply walking past her without making eye contact. Girls love a chase, right? Play hard to get? Isn’t that how it works!?
2. The Texas Law Cuck