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My apologies to Mich Ultra nation this past weekend. I’ve been in Italy for a few days now and my internet connection has been shoddy at best. This, of course, means that Snapchats come in sporadically and I’ve tried to get as many as I could but it’s been difficult what with all the relaxing I’ve been doing.
I come to you live from a villa near Tuscany. I’ve got a belly full of wine and prosciutto and I have yet to see a Michelob Ultra anywhere. It’s a damn shame but this is what I was expecting. I’ll be back on American soil in twelve days so please bear with me during this difficult time. Let’s get to it.
Had a shower wine after dinner last night and it just wasn’t the same. Italy doesn’t know what it’s missing in Michelob Ultra.
How the hell can you afford to buy a boat are you an oil baron or something?
Lime Cactus. So rare in Chicago. I’d legit scream if I found some at this point.
Love that DCO nation has embraced Michelob Ultra. Match made in heaven.
A classic Mich Ultra pic. Beautiful skyline and an ice cold bottle.
Every time I go to a grocery store to buy Ultra someone inevitably laughs at me. Jokes on them though because they don’t realize how athletic I’ve become.
This looks like an extremely chill sitch.
I’m just gonna do it. Sup?
Jesus Christ. We drinking Zima now? I’m in. Fuck.
Theres a dog who lives at this villa I’m at and she looks exactly like this one. I sneeze everytime she comes within five feet of me but other than that she’s surprisingly tolerable. Maybe I’m coming around on dogs. I don’t know. My outlook on life is a lot less cynical when I’m writing these blogs from Italy.
I love this move so much. IPA? How about you give me a Michelob Ultra, jackass.
So we’ve moved from see a chug send a chug to see a shot take a shot? Slippery, slippery slope my friend.
I won’t even lie to you guys: I stink at this game. Having said that, anybody who wants it in croquet can absolutely get it. I’m an elite croquet player.
Buy a hat I heard they’re back in stock.
I call this picture “Elysium Fields”
Thanks.
This whole setup is just majestic.
This girl is a huge internet crush of mine. She was supporting the cause last Friday night.
Thought this was Bricktown in downtown OKC. According to one Dave Ruff, “nobody goes there anymore.” Guess I’ll just go fuck myself.
Alright, so that’s all I’ve got for you this weekend. Once again, a massive apology to Mich Ultra nation. I’ll be back to full speed for the weekend in review next weekend.
Also, I’ve been name searching Michelob Ultra on Twitter a lot recently. I’ve seen a lot of support but also a lot of hatred and vitriol. Let’s just come together as a team and all start living the Ultra life. It’s a great tasting beer and it’ll make you a better athlete. #SponsorDuda. .
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jduda@grandex.co
I’m not even the slightest bit surprised that you’re confessing being an “elite croquet player”
Spotted a 6’ers of Cactus Lime and Zima on the same shelf, in the wild, Saturday. It felt as if a crease in time opened and ancient wisdoms seeped through.
A+ on the thumbnail Duda. Was curious what I sent
It takes a real man of the people to get this kind of work done while on vacation. Thanks Duda
People forget my 12-posts-in-6-days-in-Mexico performance from December ’16.
No one likes a show off Will.
No one likes me anyway so it doesn’t make a difference.
I like you Will, but I won’t lie your basicness often gets in the way of our one sided friendship.
Full time job vs part time blogging.
If I would have been around then I’d have given you the credit you deserved. I also would’ve thrown in a couple of overly sarcastic comments leading you to say “I’m spewing a lot of negativity lately”
Found Cactus Lime this weekend in Boston. Little did I know they only sold you alcohol if you had a Massachusetts ID. Nearly burnt that place to the ground.
No shout out to Ultra sponsored athlete Brooks Koepka on winning the US Open?
What is Zima? I’m intrigued…
A flavored fruit type drink from the early 90’s. It’s not bad.
Realizing you’re old as hell compared to most of the readership. #PGP
Also, went to BJ’s Brewhouse, all my buddies ordered dumb beers with stupid names that were on the craft list, and the waiter tried to give me shit for my Mick Ultra.