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The most wonderful time of the year: The Minnesota High School Hockey Tournament.
Over this past week, we reported a backup goalie who claimed his “luscious flow” was his team’s key to winning it all in 2017. And from that moment, you knew it was on.
With the action beginning yesterday, we knew were in for some action. But what we didn’t know was how tasty that action would be considering the MSHSL pretty much hates everything about the showcasing of high school players’ hair for the world to see, per their statement regarding the infamous videos.
“That has absolutely nothing to do with our tournament,” said Dave Stead, executive director of the MSHSL. “It’s a guy who’s sitting in his living room taking photos off his TV set. My concern is for the kids and the tournaments.”
There’s no word on how many times Dave Stead has gone viral, so until he either does or we have confirmation that virality is on his resume, I’m going to politely ask him to step down from his ivory tower and let the boys peacock their lettuce. I mean, just look at the hair we’ve already seen yesterday alone.
Buncha beauties, I tell ya. .
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These kids are significantly cooler than me, and I’m ok with that.
As a Minnesotan and graduate from one of these fine establishments, I can confirm that the tournament has absolutely everything to do with the hair. The MSHSL needs to catch up.
Ah, the Land of 10,000 Locks.
Hunter House is not allowed within 100 miles of my girlfriend
ThoughT that Kelly kid w/ more testosterone at 17 than most of us at 25 had it on lock but Drizzy Drake rolled up lookin like Sammy Hagar got dam. Hockey real AF
Don Cherry would have an embolism watching this. Don’t you know a good Canadian boy would never stoop to this level or self-promotion and fanfare! (As Barrie-born Chewbacca Burns wins the Norris…)
Looking at pictures of minor-aged boys a lot lately, Willy D. Got something you wanna talk about?
Stay out my mentions.
C’mon Jesus, you should understand wanting to appreciate great flow with that fresh lettuce you’ve got in your pic.
Incredibly unpopular take: Hair grown out specifically for attention like this looks retarded.
While I agree with you for real world purposes, this is high school we’re talking about; where its still acceptable to make a fool of yourself
I’ll give you that. Might just be the senile 27-year old in me coming out.
Good recovery. Glad we’re all friends here