“The Bachelorette” Hometown Date Bingo By A Dude

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Alright, folks. We’re in the home stretch – three episodes of The Bachelorette left before we are rewarded with Bachelor in Paradise, the real reason we watch this charade in the first place. Fortunately for Becca, this means we’re nearing the part of the season where she finds her one true love (again); unfortunately for us, this is also the part of the season that is about “love” and “compatibility” instead of drunken, Hormone Monster-fueled shenanigans.

This week, Chris Harrison is forcing Becca to play nice in the sandbox and meet the parents of her four remaining suitors before he gives her permission to get down and dirty and play hide the pickle in next week’s Fantasy Suites episode. To make the awkward process of meeting the families of each of her four boyfriends less painful, we like to play a little game called Bachelor Bingo.

Here’s how it works – CLICK HERE. This will take you to a randomly generated bingo board whose squares are covered by events that are likely to transpire during tonight’s episode. You can print these, or play on your phone, tablet, computer, or any other device you may have in your possession. If you’re feeling really motivated on this Monday, you can make your own board. Go nuts, friends. Live your best life.

Each time one of the events occurs, I’ll tweet it out from @CrickWatsonMD on Twitter using #BacheloretteBingo. Throw me a follow and join in on the fun. It’ll be worth it, I promise. If you cover a square, take a giant gulp of your alcoholic beverage of choice, and announce to everyone in the room that you are superior. Once you get five in a row (column, row, or diagonal) – none of that four corners or postage stamp bullshit that got you an extra cinnamon disk back in third grade, yell “BINGO!” and chug your drink in victory – but don’t forget to tweet a picture of your board to me so I can give you all the internet fame and glory you deserve.

For shits and gigs, here is the list of squares we’re playing with tonight:

– Becca cries
– Dude cries
– Family member cries
– “I’m in love with Becca!”
– “There are still three guys left…”
– Drunk family member
– Arie is mentioned
– Becca gets a gift
– Tia appearance
– Parental disapproval
– Colton’s virginity comes up
– “This is my favorite place’
– Fantasy Suite
– “Becca would fit in with my family!”
– Hot mom
– Hard liquor
– “There’s something you should know…”
– Grandparent sighting
– Noticeable haircut
– No Rose Ceremony
– “Are you ready to get married?”
– Childhood bedroom
– Pet sighting
– Family member kisses Becca on the cheek
– Embarrassing childhood photo
– “Hardest decision yet”
– Garrett gets a rose
– Blake gets a rose
– Colton gets a rose
– Jason gets a rose

And of course,

– “Right reasons.” .

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