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Alright folks – thanks to all of you who played Hometown Bingo; drinking excessively was the only way to make it through that episode. After finally meeting Raquel, I’m sure that we’ve hit the pinnacle of this season. Nevertheless, we still journey forward on Nick’s journey to find love.
Last week ended with a surprise appearance by Nick’s ex Andi Dorfman and without a Rose Ceremony, so we’ve got a lot of ground to cover and even more wine to drink. The rules are the same as last week – Click here – this will take you to your bingo board, which you can print, copy on cool Bachelor-themed stationary, or just use your phone/computer/tablet to play. I’ll be live tweeting during the episode from @CrickWatsonMD using #BachelorBingo, so hit me with the follow and play along. As each event happens, I’ll tweet it out and you can mark it off your board after taking a very large drink. Once you get five in a row either across, down, or diagonally, take a picture of that platinum vagine board and tweet it out to be recognized for your excellent bingo abilities and commitment to Bachelor Nation. For shits and giggles, here are all the possible squares for this week:
– Raven gets a rose
– Rachel gets a rose
– Corinne gets a rose
– Vanessa gets a rose
– Nick cries
– Girl cries
– “I’m in love with Nick!”
– Andi gives Nick advice
– Andi criticizes Nick
– Girl doesn’t go into the Fantasy Suite
– Girl needs reassurance
– “It makes me question our connection”
– Girl makes a video or writes a note for Nick
– “I would marry Nick!”
– Popping champagne
– “We didn’t get much”
– Fireworks
– “Most amazing night ever”
– “Taking things to the next level”
– “Big step”
– “I don’t want you to feel any pressure”
– “Most difficult decision yet”
– Rose petals covering the bed
– Sex hair
– Off-screen sex noises
– “Do Not Disturb” door sign
– Hot tub make out
– Reference to Nick’s penis
And of course,
– “Right reasons” .
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@CrickWatsonMD
There’s only 1/2 of a Fantasy Suite episode tonight – it’s getting split up between tonight and next week!
http://www.tvguide.com/news/the-bachelor-schedule/
Why do bad things happen to good people?
So, what do we do with the “Girl gets a Rose” squares? Should they be freebies? Or should I fill them in with one of the other options from the list not on that random board? I want to keep this game official, so I need your ruling Crick.
I suppose you use your same board for both weeks so that means you’ll have to print it out or take a screen shot screen shot if you’re playing on a mobile device.
Damn, I guess Nick’s two week rampage of just blackballing chicks left and right created a content shortage
Gotta respect someone who just cuts you loose like that.
I doubt it’s going to happen but if Andi shows up and begs Nick to take her back I will be taking a minimum of three large drinks. If he even considers letting her compete with the other women, that’s grounds to down my drink on the spot (bingo square or not).
I can only pray that one of the girls calls Nick’s penis pube head…..
Can “Andi makes Nick cry” be a square?