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No one took more Ls this week than Bachelor Raven’s ex-boyfriend, Hunter Henry. Raven made numerous claims on Monday’s episode that he had never given her an orgasm. She actually said the word “orgasm” so many times that it was as if she had just learned it that day on her Word of the Day calendar given to her by Nick. But since we’ve seen that Nick is a heartless robot with no emotions, we know that there’s a zero percent chance that he actually gave her a gift. All of this was in addition to her revealing that she never said “I love you” to him before either.
Raven’s claims soon became the only storyline of the episode worth talking about, as evidenced by the numerous tweets fired out sending condolences to Raven’s ex’s family in the wake of his death.
But rather than joining the Witness Protection Program and/or offing himself, Raven’s boyfriend did what any self-serving red-blooded male would do: he clapped back in an interview with Us.
“Comments made by Raven about our relationship are skewed and untrue,” he told them. “However, I wish her all the best. Definitely not true about the whole orgasm thing. And she has told me she loved me multiple times, just for the record.”
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge – eh, Hunter?
The two were in a two-year relationship, and as we discussed on Monday’s episode of Touching Base, you’re never in a good situation when one of your ex is in contention to enter the Sex Dungeon Fantasy Suite on national television. Once you start airing the dirty laundry with your ex, all bets are off.
Whether the allegations on either side are true or false, what we know is that you need to go into hiding should you ever receive the text, “Dude, did you see your *insert ex-girlfriend’s name* is going on The Bachelor?” .
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In his defense, Raven might not be smart enough to know what an orgasm is.
That’s my kind of woman
#honestyfriday Raven’s accent makes me horny
His ex went on TV to find a husband. I think he came out on top.
All the really matters here is that he came
Not to be confused w/ the other Hunter Henry from Arkansas who plays tight end for the Chargers
All I could think of…from the same team that brought you Manti Te’o.
Not going to lie, I was wondering why Will didn’t mention that the guy is an NFL TE until that got cleared up. Thank you very much.
I actually know Hunter. Nice guy, he’s a doctor so I’d definitely say he’s doing fine. My wife’s friend boned him and said he’s doing fine in bed as well.
Get him to hop on the cast for transparency’s sake @TouchingBase
Her ex is hot(from the one slightly dark photo I’ve seen). I’m not saying I’m volunteering to see if what she says is true, but I’m not going to say I’d turn down a shot to see.
I’m taking this back. I’m blinded by hunger and my eyes have glazed over during this 3 hour meeting discussing traffic models.
Using a picture of him with his dog was a nice touch as well. I’m a sucker for a dog.
I think I just wanted a chance to meet the dog when I made my first statement TBH
Do it for the content
#contentneversleeps #exceptwithotherpeoplesexes
C’mon, man. Like Raven always said, “Fake it ’till you make it.”
“Definitely not true about the orgasm thing” you do not know that dude. Haven’t you seen When Harry Met Sally? Seems like a weird thing for her to say on national television if not true.
No one will care or remember after the show is over. He should’ve just shut up, but I still don’t think people will care that much.
Exactly. No one’s going to remember this in a month except for his bank account, which probably got a little flusher after giving the “exclusive interview.”
100% agree. Laying low was totally the move.
Raven is going to sell a ton of product from her boutique after this is all over…. but surely she is there for the “right reasons.”
I’m talking a Bachelor record amount on Instagram. Which I respect.