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Surveying the public is a time-honored American tradition. Get your monarchies out of my face, Europe. Here on this side of the Atlantic, we let the people decide what is wrong and what is right, no matter how uninformed or inadequate they are. That’s the beauty of this country of ours. Which is why we’ve implemented PGP Polls as our way of getting all the dirt on the hardest hitting questions out there.
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Hooters vs. Twin Peaks
Hooters or Twin Peaks?
— PGP Polls (@PGPPolls) November 17, 2015
Now, call me crazy, but I had no idea what Twin Peaks even was when this question was pitched. I thought it was really bizarre to put an early 90s drama against a restaurant that features tasty wings and girls with sizable whammas. With that being said, it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that Hooters won considering the nationwide acclaim and dollar Miller Lites on Sundays at the closest location to me in Michigan.
Saturday Brunch vs. Sunday Brunch
Saturday Brunch or Sunday Brunch?
— PGP Polls (@PGPPolls) November 17, 2015
Peculiar, to say the least. Like, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a Sunday brunch. I’m not going to knock people for favoring that. But what ever happened to starting the weekend off hot with a messy Saturday brunch that leads directly into drinking all day? Is nothing sacred anymore? I know I’m in a self-imposed brunch timeout, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want others to thrive during my absence.
Mimosa vs. Bloody Mary
Mimosa or Bloody Mary?
— PGP Polls (@PGPPolls) November 17, 2015
Mimosas are my jam. There’s no getting around that. But I always had a sneaky suspicion that people favored the traditional Bloody Mary over the indigestion-inducing combination of champagne and orange juice. I’m not upset about the general public preferring a champagne campaign over that of a tomato and vodka-heavy morning cocktail, but I’m just a little surprised it was this lopsided.
Chili’s vs. Cheesecake Factory
Chili's or Cheesecake Factory?
— PGP Polls (@PGPPolls) November 17, 2015
As Dave said, “The only reason people would prefer Cheesecake Factory over Chili’s is because they want to spend an extra few dollars on their meal in an attempt to feel classier.”
No truer words have ever been spoken, because everyone knows Chili’s kills it whether you’re at a bricks and mortar location or just chilling out for a few in an airport while your flight’s delayed. Everyone needs to get off their high horse and admit what they really know: Chili’s is better.
Red Bull vs. Coffee
When you get that 2 o'clock feeling:
— PGP Polls (@PGPPolls) November 18, 2015
One of my favorite parts of my day in the office is when 2 o’clock rolls around and I hear Dillon say, “You trying to ride the Bull?”
Everyone needs the mid-afternoon pick-me-up. Everyone. And I’m not saying there’s a right or wrong answer here either, because I’ve dabbled in both. But when it’s 100-plus degrees outside in the middle of a Texas summer and I’m struggling, the last thing I want is a piping hot cup of java. Sure, I don’t love the nutritional facts surrounding Red Bull, but if ice coffee isn’t an option, then I’m really left with no other choice.
Sometimes you just gotta ride the Bull.
Raging vs. Sleeping
Tonight I am…
— PGP Polls (@PGPPolls) November 20, 2015
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. I thought we were all in this together. What happened to the “Weekend Warrior” mindset? What happened to Monday hangovers? What happened to… raging?
Okay, okay. I can’t talk too big of a game. Last night I fell asleep at 9 p.m. watching Trojan War on Netflix so I could wake up to do a little laundry before grocery shopping today. What have I become? .
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I fucking hate the taste of tomato juice, so Bloody Mary’s are not an option. Mimosas win by a mile. Grapefruit screwdrivers are also really good though.
I feel the same way. Vodka by itself? No thanks. Tomato Juice by itself? No thanks.
Throw some pepper, olives, and seasoning in it and now it’s supposed to be great? I just cannot handle Bloody’s…Mimosa’s all the way.
Greyhounds FTW.
Anyone who prefers Hooters to Twin Peaks has clearly only ever been to/heard of Hooters. Twin Peaks isn’t as nationalized, but the quality of the waitresses and food doesn’t even compare.
I hear there’s a nice atmosphere at the twin peaks in Waco, TX.
I prefer the tilted kilt…it’s an up and comer.
The 100 ounce beer towers are also nice.
Brian loved Chili’s.
Bloody Mary all the way. Not the shitty V8 with a well vodka bloody mary, but house made bloody mary mix with pepper infused vodka, pickled okra, olive, and bacon. Hard to have a bad bloody mary in Charleston.
Clearly people have never ate at Twin Peaks for Hooters to be beating it.
Can someone explain how one compairs Chilis to Cheesecake Factory? I wouldnt even put them in the same league.
There is something new called rage sleeping. It is where you get home from work on Friday and lay in bed all weekend and then barely get up Monday in time for work.
Agreed. Chili’s v TGIFridays makes way more sense. And given the portion sizes at Cheesecake Factory, you’re guaranteed to have leftovers, which I just consider to be free food.