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Ten real PGP submissions, and four photo submissions that were sketch. Names were omitted to protect the fragile and guilty.
It’s been months since I’ve come close to getting laid. PGP.
You can pay for sex. It’s not that big of a deal.
Most of my coworkers are older than me. PGP.
No shit.
Met with a recruiter. No jobs, but I ended up boning her. PGP.
That’s what’s more important in the long run.
My supervisor is pretty chill, but not chill enough to smoke weed with me. PGP.
That’s just a whole other level of chill.
I never refill the water on the Keurig. PGP.
I know some people like you, and they are scum.
I’ve been labeled the creepy coworker. PGP.
That’s tough to come back from. Probably impossible, actually.
Left my number on the receipt. Waitress never called. PGP.
She was into you, too. Just give it some time.
If oil dips under 40 a barrel my portfolio is completely fucked. PGP.
You have to diversify.
Quit my job then got denied unemployment. PGP.
I think that’s how it normally works.
Created a computer virus that steals from my company and gives to my bank account. PGP.
I know where you’re going with this.
Just a full body explosion, If I had to guess.
Bet John gets promoted, though.
Just Guys bein’ dudez.
Crushed a big mac then had some raw sex.
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Smart move with the Plan B. Don’t want to end up being like the clown writing articles about why having a kid is a good idea. That would be a real PGP Fail Friday.
I thought that article WAS PGP’s Fail Friday.
At first in the second picture I totally thought someone was implying that Alisa was slacking on growing reefer.
I had already given up on a second Fail Friday, should’ve expected the intern to be a lazy piece of shit.
The first sentence is amended by striking out “second” and replacing it with “third”.
The birth control picture comment implies that Plan B was in fact Plan A… respect.
I think Warren Sapp would disagree that paying for sex is no big deal.
The intern would be a straight shooter with middle level management written all over him if he wasn’t such a fuck up.
that barf picture strikingly resembles my sunday struggle pictures posted months back. Nice to see it has a timeless ability to cause unrest to the eyes and stomach.
Eh, better than the first one, worse than the second.