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Ten real PGP submissions, and three photo submissions that were sketch. Names were omitted to protect the fragile and guilty.
Kinda got a Dwight and Angela thing going on with a babe in accounting. PGP.
Angela doesn’t get enough cred in this intern’s opinion.
Took a sick day and wacked off all day like a damn high schooler. PGP.
Seems like a nice little mental health day.
Just Cutler’d this job interview. PGP.
Showed up completely apathetic? Make sure you follow up with them in a couple days.
Made out with my supervisor’s wife at a happy hour. PGP.
Needs some pics, man.
Crapped my pants at work but powered through it. PGP.
Not sure how you power through something like that.
Buying beer for the underage interns. PGP.
Bet you asked where the party was after you did it, too.
Bartender asked me to leave happy hour after I puked on a bar mat. PGP.
That’s his fault for over-serving you.
I thought I had anal warts but it’s just a hemorrhoid. PGP.
My buddy had a similar scare but it was just herpes.
Took a Viagra late night and it’s still working. PGP.
Define late-night? You may need to call your doctor.
Quit my job to go backpack through Europe. PGP.
Hopefully that trust fund has kicked in already.
Looks like you’ll be productive for the next 7 minutes.
Still sporting the wristband. Nice.
Probably a poor mixture on your part.
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Fuck you intern
Serious question: Do advertisers really care about showing nudity but not illicit drug use? I’m actually curious.
Damn it, I was really looking forward to the 100 word letters.
That did look like some awful cocaine.
Low quality blow is technically a PGP.
And seriously, go in the stall and use your iphone screen to do lines like a civilized person.
Would love to see intern hazing in the weeks to come
Priapism. PGP.