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No, really. Peyton Manning was caught with coke over the weekend in Nashville.
Just not the Peyton Manning you’re thinking of. It was an 18-year-old Nashville woman who was busted on cocaine possession during a traffic stop. Whoops.
WSMV in Nashville has all the details:
A woman named Peyton Manning was arrested on Elm Hill Pike and Briley Parkway around midnight.
Police say 18-year-old Manning was drinking a fountain drink that she’d poured cocaine into while driving.
She allegedly had a backpack full of marijuana, THC wax and a pill crusher in the car.
Police say Manning had been texting other people about cocaine and had been selling drugs.
Manning is facing several felony drug charges.
Ohhhhh. Damnit. It was really just some delinquent high school kid who was just looking for some weekend kicks. Doing the math in my head though, it’s apparent that she was probably named after the former Tennessee Volunteer QB, seeing as she was born around the same time the more famous Manning was dominating at Rocky Top.