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Imagine a world where you are the proud owner of many fine, quality meats, a sportman’s grill, and all the YETI gear a red-blooded American man or woman like you can handle. Would that change things a little bit? Maybe bump you up a few notches on the social ladder? It’s grilling season, baby, and meat is hot in 2017. If you’re not taking in at least 150 grams of tender ‘tein per day, what the fuck are you even doing with your life?
Look at this hilariously long list of prizes:
YETI Tundra 45 Cooler (1)
YETI Rambler 30oz (5)
YETI Rambler Bottle 64oz (1)
Tomahawk Ribeye (2)
Porterhouse (2)
Hanger Steak (4)
Filet Mignon (4)
Brisket/Shortrib Burger (24)
Lodge Sportsmans Grill (1)
How? That’s over $2k worth of prizes. How can Man Outfitters and co give away this much shit? That question is way above my pay grade, but I’m beginning to wonder.
You could be this grillmaster whipping up tomahawk ribeyes courtesy of our friends at Butchery Fresh:
Everybody likes a grillmaster. Have you ever been to a house party and thought, man, I fucking hate that guy/gal working the grill. Hell no. The grillmaster is constantly surrounded by beautiful men and women, so if you’ve got a problem, it’s probably jealousy. The hierarchy goes:
1. Grillmaster
2. Aux Chord Holder
3. Blacked out dude whipping up his proprietary cocktails that kinda suck but whatever.
I mean, get a load of this alpha wolf:
That’s enough selling for one day. Just click the giant link below, and give yourself a chance to become a grillmaster..
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I’m not saying you should or shouldn’t, but I am saying if you rig this, the staff of PGP is invited to the lakehouse where we will grill all these on the green egg while enjoying a keg of shiner bock.
Dave, as in house lawman, did you write the terms and conditions yourself or is your law degree just more of a talking point now?
If you ever had to make a change, like Jimmy McGull to Saul Goodman, what would your name be and what small, obscure state/city would you practice law in?
If you’re already signed up for emails do you need to give your email again or are you automatically entered?
Great question
I’ve been told you have to enter your email again.
Sign..all that work for something I won’t win.
You do. I did.
Dave flexin’
My neighborhood would smell so good if I won this.
That dude working the grill obviously drinks cold brew.
Everyone knows the grill master is a fucking closer.
I’m glad you posted this. Almost any time I sign up for a giveaway I forget about until long after the drawing. I have this paralyzing fear that I will or have won something and not see it by the response deadline.