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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY MOTHER FUCKERS. WE ARE HERE, WE ARE CAFFEINATED, AND WE ARE READY TO SHIT ON THE OPPOSITION. EVERY MORNING YOU SHOULD REMIND YOURSELF THAT YOU’RE A KILLING MACHINE INSTINCTIVELY DRIVEN BY THE NEED TO SUCCEED. TAKE THIS TIME TO MEDITATE ON THE FACT THAT YOU’RE AN ANIMAL WITH ONE DESIRE — THE DESIRE TO STACK CASH. ALLOW YOURSELF TO EMBRACE YOUR PRIMAL DEAL-SEEKING NATURE AND THEN UNLEASH THE BEAST WITHIN UPON THE ILL-PREPARED OUTSIDE WORLD. NO MAN CAN STOP YOU. THEY CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN YOU. IF YOU’VE ALLOWED YOUR FULL POTENTIAL TO LIE DORMANT, DEEP WITHIN THE SURFACE OF YOUR BEING, WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO STRIKE AND BURY YOUR OPPONENTS, NOW IS THE TIME. TODAY IS THE DAY. THIS IS THE HOUR. UPON YOU IS THE MINUTE. DREAM BIG, GRIND HARD, CLOSE DEALS, STACK CASH, LIVE DREAMS.
Holy shit that was awful. We have to cancel that out with some DMX. It’s the only way. Try to refrain from curb-stomping your boss or the nearest insufferable coworker after you let this fire soak into your soul.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Been up all night waiting on my wife to deliver our firstborn. I could really use some coffee.
Congrats on the sex!
Slightly early congrats to you and yours!
The image of you checking PGP while your wife is squeezing your hand and doing Lamaze breathing mid-labor just made my day.
Good morning everyone. I’ve been reflecting on my recent happenings in my life and I must say, tearing my Achilles’ tendon has done some good for me in the sex department. I suggest you all tear yours too and let the sympathy sex flow like this beautifully roasted nitro brew that I currently have in my hand. I’m probably gonna have 3 of these things today and that’s like 2 pots of coffee’s worth of caffeine which is like 1 little line’s worth of cocaine so basically, I’m getting paid to be on drugs that make me feel like another kind of drug. God, life is pretty fucking cool sometimes. Alright, well I’m outta here
Sup?
Hi! I’m in need of a nurse and a nurturing woman. Slide in my Twitter DMs or whatever the fuck they say these days
Congrats on the sex.
Thanks! Much appreciated
I’ve been in a slump these past few days but today I woke up, feeling rested, before my alarm went off so I’m ready to treat today like the little bitch it is. James (my 52 year old work homie) already had a fresh pot ready when I got here so it’s feeling like a #DCO’s paradise today. May all your cups (or 6) be strong and all your deals be final today, my friends. Have a blessed Wednesday.
Crushed this comment. Just wanted to say well done.
That’s the kind of gesture that can turn a week around. Get after it!
THE T REX DOESNT WANT TO BE FED. THE T REX WANTS TO HUNT!
Good morning! Just got home from my last of 4 nights in a row. Overtime nursing is way harder than I thought it would be. ‘Bout to devour some chicken parm for dinner (breakfast?). Cheers!
Boss woke me up with a 6am firedrill from Brazil. Drove to work and everything worked out on its own thanks to my built-in safeguards.Good job forward thinking me!
Morning coffee thoughts don’t make enemies in the first day of my new job
Eggs and bakey, biscuits flakey!!!
Battalion Duty ends in 1 hour!
Just got my year to date numbers for March. Up 11% and 53% in my markets. It’s game time!