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What’s gucci my dudes (and dudettes)? After a three week hiatus, Micah Monday is back baby!
It was a big weekend for your boi. I went to Houston (stand up H-Tine) and went to The Big 3 season opener. It was lit! Next level people watching and some fun hoops. My J’s really stood out amongst a sea of other Jordans. Had to do it to ’em.
Played golf both Saturday and Sunday. There was some drama Sunday morning, as you can see below.
Golf update: currently waiting on the box alone. @dcarterruff backed out yesterday@BradleyKee backed out yesterday@DCheverere doesn’t play golf from May to October due to excessive heat@WilldeFries has a brunch rezzie@_TrevorHughes_ is nowhere to be found
— Micah Wiener (@micahwiener) June 24, 2018
Eventually T-Man arrived (about 20 minutes late) and we got a nice, low round off. I even got my customary Saturday Swim, albeit on Sunday, over at the ole stompin’ grounds– The Poolhouse. Sunday evening, I put together some furniture and grilled some Asian-marinated pork with shishito peppers. It was a delight.
I know you’re not here for my weekend journal tho. You clicked on this story because of the fire headline and captivating featured image.
Yes, my friends, it is true, I do agree with President Donald Trump.
The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows (badly needs a paint job) rather than refusing to serve a fine person like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I always had a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2018
I too have a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!
And if a restaurant is dirty on the inside, I don’t want to eat the food it produces!
My brother Naynay and his gf move back to the mainland Wednesday. They’ve spent the last few years in Hawaii on the North Shore of Oahu. Why is this important? Because my brother, his gf, and my parents love a restaurant that is dirty inside and out. It is called Sunflower Restaurant.
Let me be clear, the food at Sunflower is tasty– consistently delicious, well-priced Vietnamese cuisine with an extensive menu. The problem is not the food or the price. I love a good hole-in-the-wall restaurant and I certainly appreciate ethnic cuisines and the restaurants that serve them. However, the service at Sunflower is at best inattentive and at worst, rude. In my view, the decor is dated, bizarre, and unwelcoming. Sunflower is far away from both my place and my parents’ home, and is a frustrating trek to get to in traffic. Worst of all, Sunflower is dirty. Strip mall restaurants often lack curb appeal–not necessarily a deal breaker, but this place is the worst. The child booster seats sit in the middle of an unkempt hallway leading to the filthy bathrooms. Germs everywhere! The door to the closet that holds cleaning supplies is always open, exposing the odor of bleach to the rest of the restaurant.
I have found only one inspection record online for Sunflower. Although 72 is a passing score, it is hardly a comforting grade. Especially considering the city considers a 69 a failure.
Overall, the dining experience at Sunflower is wholly unpleasant, and in my view, the worst in town. I will not be going there for any reason. If my brother got married there, I would skip straight to the reception. If my father wanted to host his funeral reception at Sunflower, I would opt-out.
So, inevitably this week when the gf and I catch a “welcome home” dinner invite to Sunflower, I will simply send a link to this article and politely decline. I, like the president live by a set of rules. And one of those rules is, that if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside! .
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Hey all, I hope you’re doing well! Just wanted to let you guys know that I’ll be buying a Chick-Fil-A franchise and we will be open on Sunday’s and serving “Satan’s Spicy Chicken Sandwhich” because at the end of the day, Capitalism welcomes everyone with open wallets, I mean arms lol
Try less.
Your comment took more effort than mine did, trust me
Are you vaginator’s girlfriend?
Fireflygirl, Could not agree more… Nived’s popularity on this site baffles me.
Some of us like to laugh while at work. I don’t know, maybe we’re weird.
You sound like a psycho. Who wants to laugh at work?
You can leave now
How dare you
Same
this headline is some A1 clickbait…well done Micah
tyty
Well, the state of Hawaii may consider a 69 to be a failure, but I consider a 69 to be a roaring success.
Nice
Millions of people agree with me when I say that. If you would have looked on one of the other networks, and all of the people that were calling in, they’re saying ‘We agree with Mr. Trump. We agree.’ They’re very smart people.
I was so confused by the title here, given Micah’s twitter activity and was wondering if it was really Producer Micah posting this or another vicious parody but then I saw “H-Town” spelled “H-Tine” and knew it was the Micah we all know and loathe. Good to have you back
The headline really gets the people going. It’s provocative.
and nobody knows what it means!
You do you with the headline, just on parody watch.
I’ve come to the conclusion that this column is actually some kind of avant-garde performance art.
You did what to the conclusion?
Valiant effort
H-Tine? For the love of god just run the spell check!
H-Tine stay dine, son.
Don’t you dare
This is making my head hurt.
Sometimes people say it that way, assuming it’s cool, but it’s just cringeworthy (usually people that have moved here and need to move away)
From everyone from Space City, Clutch City, H-Town, City of Syrup, Screwston, and even Hustletown. Never refer to Houston as H-Tine ever again. Also if I followed the asinine rule of a restaurant looking clean meaning I’ll eat there I’d eat a 3+ dollar taco from torchys instead of the $1 delicacy that is Houston street tacos.
Thanks, brother. Also, if you’re ever up 290 there is a taco truck at Huffmeister and 290 that, in my opinion, has the best tacos in Houston and the surrounding areas
This is the best Micah Monday yet.
*Micah executes the Skip Bayless perfectly by forgetting to switch to burner account
Conspiracy theory: Jay Reed is Micah’s burner account.
Fallon also did it this weekend