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It’s Sunday morning, and the scaries have officially taken control. Brunch is in three hours, but you feel like death now, and you need food immediately. Of course, the idea of driving anywhere in your current condition is a nightmare, and you’re fairly sick of pizza and Chinese being the only delivery options. You need your fast food hangover remedy without the hassle of a drive-thru, because something about potatoes fried to a crisp in copious amounts of canola oil is the only thing that can heal you. Luckily for you, 2017 is going to be your year, because McDonald’s is officially launching their new fast food delivery service.
If you’re in Orlando, Tampa, or Miami, you’re in luck, because 200 restaurants between these three locations will be the first places McDonald’s tests out this awesome new service. When taking into consideration that drinking profusely is the best thing to do in any of those three cities, my psychic abilities predict that this is going to be wildly successful. The entire McDonald’s menu will be available via UberEATS, so your food will be cheaply and inefficiently delivered right to your door.
Florida users, if you’re reading this, I’m begging you – order as many bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddles as your stomach and wallet can handle, because the rest of America is counting on you. Bring on the French fries, the McNuggets, and the Big Macs, because your weekend game is about to get so, so much better. .
[via USA Today]
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Why would anyone get Mcdonald’s in a ChickFilA state?
Sunday.
Another real Sunday Scary
If you do this you’re more disgusting then the people having plan b delivered to them.
Plan B and a double quarter pounder with cheese chaser = helluva Saturday night.
This is a game changer for late night drunk food
They had this when I was fucking around in SE Asia last year. Judge all you want, but it really is a game changer.