You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain. Postgradanddamnproudofit
You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP Makers_Marksman
I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP TooHungoverForOutlook
Everytime I hear the printer firing up outside my office, I know that’s my cue to make it appear as if I’m working. PGP. jld1392
Jordan Spieth is 10 million dollars richer and I’m struggling to save over 500 bucks a month. PGP. jld1392
Seriously though….