Leaving my job in a week. All this time, I didn’t realize it was possible to do so little work and get away with it. PGP. mert54 0 4 weeks 34
Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP. ICF
I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP. Chanandler Bong
I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP. Working4TheWeekend
The “Where’s mine?” comment from the receptionist when you walk back in from picking up lunch. PGP. CertifiedPublicAsskicker
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