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Pittsburgh attorney Daniel Muessig has a message for criminals. That message is "Hey guys. Don't let the man keep you down. Also, I don't give a shit what heinous crime you committed because ol' Danny's got your back."
I’d hire him.
Did I mention I’m jewish?