I’ll just leave this here. I respect the honesty.

“You can see what my ebay site look like on face book google duh_usa.” A patriot, I see.

Sounds like the perfect roommate. No deposit! Your deposit will be you just cleaning up all the old women’s clothes that may or may not be the remnants of murder victims. He does NOT like guys. Doesn’t want them fucking up his program by playing poker or any of that bullshit. 420 friendly? You bet your ass. jj lol!!!! All for the low price of $525/month, you can live with an “older n cool” guy and he might try to have sex with you. What’s not to love, ladies?

When’s the move-in date?

[via GroupThink]