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At the risk of sounding like a terrible citizen, I didn’t watch last night’s debate. Like, not one second of it. The extent to which I soaked in the coverage of it started and ended at Twitter, where there was one star of the show who wasn’t named “Donald” or “Hillary” – Ken Bone.
From his mustache to his demeanor, it all took a backseat to the must-cop item of the season, his beautiful red quarter zip sweater that will officially be seen at all of New York’s hottest night clubs, per Stefon.
The sweater has reportedly sold out, per Darren Rovell.
But, fortunately, there’s another version of the sweater still up for grabs on Amazon. And at $41.92 (Update: those corporate bastards have already raised the price to $47.99 and it’s barely been ten minutes), I truly don’t know how you could not buy it at this point. Even if you don’t want to be just another face in the Ken Bone-looking crowd, it could at least make a good last-minute Halloween costume. .
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I just learned that Ken Bone is only 34 and my whole world shattered.
Wendy’s triple with cheese and two chocolate frosties is what keeps me youthful
He’ll live forever, though.
True. It just makes me worry that that’s what I look like to teenagers or other various youths.
Ken Bone 2020
*2016
Take a read at those Amazon reviews.
Ken Bone is Uncle Buck’s long lost son.
**Neal Page. Well there goes my joke / give us an edit button.
You mean Dell Griffith?
Yeah… I’m just going to call it quits on this one.
Izod is about as post grad wear as it gets. Suitable for office or weekend. Chaps is GOAT though cause it’s budget Ralph Lauren that’s cut a little bigger for dudes on the husky side cause they still drink like they’re in college… -looks around nervously- ….or so I’ve been told.