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First, an appropriate gif:
And now an even more appropriate gif:
If he does reach his $100 million dollar goal, he’ll be able to repay the remainder of the $200 million dollars he owes his former investors.
He spoke Monday at a conference in Dubai:
“After six months of putting all the profit from the U.S. tour into an escrow account, it will go directly back to investors,” Belfort said. “Once everyone is paid back, believe me I will feel a lot better.”
Yes, Jordie. I’m sure you will feel a lot better with eight figures sitting in your bank account. So, basically he’s telling us that there isn’t money in stocks anymore, but there IS a shit ton of money in talking to a hotel ballroom full of people for two million bucks a pop.
I’m sure we can expect “The Wolf Of Wall Street 2: Recouping Losses” sometime around 2024. Can’t wait.
[via Bloomberg]
DiCaprio should do the same tour posing as his Jordan Belfort character. I might actually go see that
If the market for your talents calls, answer it
I’m not one for judging past sins and the man is an incredible public speaker. More power to him.
Sell me this pen.
Are you not entertained?