My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP. MidwestSig
The circular reasoning of, “I don’t go out because I don’t have any friends,” and, “I don’t have any friends because I don’t go out.” PGP. MedSchoolMania
Sent Jurgen Klinsmann’s Permission Slip to my manager as a joke 4 hours ago. He has not responded or acknowledged the e-mail. I think I might get fired. PGP. Jet Set Hudson
Work was offering free lunch today but instead I drove 10 minutes and ate at Arby’s alone just to get out of the office. PGP. cgh
Somebody emailed the entire office because they lost their roast beef sandwich. PGP. HeyPeterWhatsHappening
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