It used to be “No new friends” because I didn’t want any. Now it’s “no new friends” because I can’t make any. PGP. Nova 0 1 month 97
Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP. ICF
I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP. Chanandler Bong
I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP. Working4TheWeekend
The “Where’s mine?” comment from the receptionist when you walk back in from picking up lunch. PGP. CertifiedPublicAsskicker
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