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Transparency. We’ve built a brand on it. We feed off of it. And in the interest of it, I’m going to lay it all out there for you: I have not seen this movie in its entirety.
There it is. It felt good to say it. Now, that’s not saying I haven’t seen a ton of raw footage, because I have. And from what daddy’s seen, daddy likey.
When I was asked to write this film up, our latest from Grandex Productions, my first thought was, “Why? Our loyal listeners and readers probably saw the trailer on Entertainment Tonight. They’re gonna rent it.” And for the most part, that’s still where I’m at with this. It has everything I want in a weekend movie rental.
Dudes in Tuxedos shooting shotguns? Check.
Wedding Hijinks? Yessir.
Babes? Schwing.
Hawaiian shirts? Of course.
Joe Pantoliano back as a mob guy? Oh, hell yeah.
That’s the formula. You rent that all day. But, because Random Tropical Paradise dropped today, we’d love it if you rented it right now. That would actually be huge for us and ensure that we’re able to keep making entertaining shit for you to consume. Honestly, that’s what I’m doing tonight, because when you’re 32, married with an early tee time tomorrow, that’s what you do. Sounds good, but this is one of those movies that makes you want to put out feelers to the group text to see if anyone’s out on Rainey Street. Just test the waters a little bit. One of those I-wanna-go-out-and-go-hard-but-I’d-have-shower-and-shave kind of nights. Those are the best.
So please, click over into iTunes and rent Random Tropical Paradise this weekend. You’re going to have a great time watching this and an even better time hearing us discuss it on Touching Base..
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I’m staying in tonight to watch the Scientology documentary on HBO. Close…
Just when I thought my Friday was headed downhill I see this. I can’t get enough of those Scientology freaks.
You should check out the Joe Rogan podcasts with Leah Remini and Rob Miscaviage. Pretty wild stuff.
Leah fucking rips Scientology a new one. Highly recommend everyone checks out out.
Thats my girl!
Definitely going to be tuning in now that I know about this. Thank you.
Working in Clearwater next to a Audit storage warehouse is always interesting. I just feel bad for the security dog black lab, he has no choice in the matter.
Read the book it’s awesome
If you watch all Tom Cruise movies from 2000 to present backwards it reveals the secrets of the thetan. Also Tom Cruise is Xenu #spoilers
Hey GrandEx should I rent this movie or Temps first?
Probably neither realistically
I am gonna get annihilated tonight, Dave. I will live this movie in real life.
“And from what daddy’s seen, daddy likey.” Dave you are better than that come on man
I’m staying in trying to carry my group through our response to a RFP that’s due in a week. Worst is that its for grad school so I’m not even getting paid for crap.
RFP due in a week? Bro, you’ve got time.
He shouldn’t be starting the manloader until like Wednesday, at the earliest.