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By no means am I political. Sure, I have my thoughts and opinions, but I keep them to myself because arguing about politics is about as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
That being said, your boy loves celebrity gossip. Or, at the very least, watching celebrities do dumb shit. Which is why it’s pretty much essential to know what 2016 Presidential candidate every celebrity is endorsing thus far.
Let’s begin.
Jeb Bush (Republican)
Jerry Bruckheimer, Toby Keith, Jim Nantz, Brady Quinn
Ben Carson (Republican)
Kid Rock, Mickey Rourke
Kid Rock is on Ben Carson? Is it too early to call the race, or…?
Hillary Clinton (Democrat)
50 Cent, Ben Affleck, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, Elizabeth Banks, Drew Barrymore, Beyoncé, Jon Bon Jovi, Zach Braff, Mariah Carey, Cher, Kelly Clarkson, George Clooney, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Lee Curtis, Matt Damon, Ted Danzen, Geena Davis, Ellen Degeneres, Robert De Niro, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Douglas, Lena Dunham, Dakota Fanning, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Richard Gere, Ellie Goulding, Ariana Grande, Melanie Griffith, Tom Hanks, Anne Hathaway, Salma Hayek, Faith Hill, Dustin Hoffman, Katie Holmes, Helen Hunt, Ice-T, Ja Rule, Scarlett Johansson, Elton John, Magic Johnson, Ashley Judd, Kim Kardashian, Harvey Keitel, Heidi Klum, Diane Kruger, Lisa Kudrow, Mila Kunis, Lady Gaga, Annie Leibovitz, John Legend, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, Tobey Maguire, Ricky Martin, Helen Mirren, Moby, Morrissey, Jack Nicholson, Ed O’Neill, Olsen Twins, Katy Perry, Amy Poehler, Natalie Portman, Meg Ryan, Chris Rock, Snoop Dogg, Sting, Sharon Stone, Barbra Streisand, Charlize Theron, Meghan Trainor, Liv Tyler, Usher, Vera Wang, Kanye West, Pharrell Williams, Rebel Wilson, Reese Witherspoon, Stevie Wonder
Huh, I wonder why everyone thinks Hollywood is so liberal. But if the cast of You’ve Got Mail is onboard, you have to think there’s something there.
Ted Cruz (Republican)
R. Lee Ermey
Yeah, so Ted, you might wanna bolster this up a bit.
Carly Fiorina (Republican)
Donnie Wahlberg
HUGE endorsement.
Mike Huckabee (Republican)
Chuck Norris
Even BIGGER endorsement.
John Kasich (Republican)
Tim Allen, Charles Barkley
What is this, the 1992 election?
Lawrence Lessig (Democrat)
Krist Novoselic
Who?
Martin O’Malley (Democrat)
Dropkick Murphy’s
I’m surprised they had time to stop drinking Guinness to endorse someone.
Rand Paul (Republican)
Jonathan Davis (Korn), Vince Vaughn
Whoever made this list of celebrities smiled to themselves when they included the lead singer of Korn on it.
Marco Rubio (Republican)
Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, Babyface, Jenna Jameson, Mark Teixeira, Johnny Van Zant
A pawn star, a porn star, and a rock star. Kiiind of love it.
Bernie Sanders (Democrat)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Roseanne Barr, Jello Biafra, Belinda Carlisle, Daniel Craig, John Cusack, Danny DeVito, Mia Farrow, Will Ferrell, Flea, Daryl Hannah, Anthony Kiedis, Josh Klinghoffer, Juliette Lewis, Lil B, Seth MacFarlane, Dave Matthews, Breckin Mayer, Alyssa Milano, Viggo Mortensen, Patton Oswalt, Henry Rollins, Susan Sarandon, Scarface, Sarah Silverman, Chad Smith, Serj Tankian, Roger Waters, Neil Young
You know you’re KILLING it when you’ve got the lead in Road Trip behind you.
Donald Trump (Republican)
Stephen Baldwin, Gary Busey, Tom Brady (maybe), Hulk Hogan, Lou Ferrigno, Ted Nugent, Dennis Rodman, Tila Tequila, Mike Tyson
Aaaaaand we’ve officially jumped ship. .
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Not at all surprised at the dozens on this list supporting Hillary Clinton. Classic Hollywood.
Put me down for Anybody But Hillary. Seriously. Anybody.
I’d rather have her than Sanders. The Clintons are pro-business. Hillary is saying a bunch of populist stuff right now to try and win over Sanders supporters. If she does get elected, her fiscal policy will be closer to the right than most dems.
Sanders wants to redistribute wealth on a much larger scale than I think Hillary would.
Dude, on a rational basis you’re 110% right, but on a visceral basis, I can’t stand that smarmy, crooked, deceptive, toxic, arrogant, self righteous cun- err, woman. So no.
Like most other Americans, my vote goes where Ja Rule goes, so unless he makes a change I guess I gotta vote Hilary.
It’s muuuurdaaaaah
Shibby/Madoff 2016
Hah I totally forgot Tila Tequila exists
Interestingly enough about 80% of Trump endorsers appeared on The Apprentice.
I have an irrationally strong dislike for everything Lena Dunham does, but being a Hillary supporter tops the list
Bless you for quoting the Sunscreen song
I was actually quoting rom-com great ‘About Time’ but yeah, that works too.
I can’t tell how your username is going to do here.
I don’t know why but I think Llana from broad city is ridiculously attractive
Just had this conversation at brunch on Sunday. Every guy has a sneaky crush on her if they watch the show.
So do most girls who watch it