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There are bad dates, and then there’s this girl’s date with a man named Tony. While most bad dates simply end with both people deleting each other on Bumble and moving on with their lives hoping to never have an awkward run-in again, this date will live forever because Twitter user Kelly Fine live tweeted the entire thing in all its glory.
Enjoy.
“I don’t look at menus,” is officially the only way I’m beginning my meals out from this point forward.
Nothing screams “power moves only” like telling a restaurant that their food is going to be a “major problem.”
And go against his trademark move of not looking at menus? Nah, he good.
One can only hope she’s going straight for the sake as a one-way ticket to Blackout City in an effort to forget about this guy.
How many times does this guy have to explain? He. doesn’t. look. at. menus.
Well how else is he supposed to know what’s on the menu if she doesn’t dictate it to him?
Ugh, I need to know how he started/ended that sentence.
This guy definitely ate at Zushi Puzzle in The Marina.
He. doesn’t. look. at. fucking. menus.
Something tells me that he won’t listen.
Well of course, that’s how the native San Franciscans do it.
Please do not act surprised that he does this. I could’ve guessed that had you given me an opportunity.
“Don’t just look at it – eat it.”
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
The world needs men like Tony in it, if for no other reason than their pure entertainment value while getting blasted on Twitter. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go introduce myself to a cigarette after that whole ordeal. .
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Her: I’ll have the sake.
Tony: god bless you…She said she’ll have the dry wine
When did Gil start going by “Tony?”
A few years back when I was still slaving away at a Big 4, I had a client in Reno. Afterwards, we’d go to this all you can eat sushi bar whose name I can’t remember and the sushi chef, who went by the name of Godzilla (she was maybe 4’9″), would basically give us whatever she thought we’d like and we’d never look at the menu. Half the things she gave us she made up on the spot.
To this day, it’s the best sushi I’ve ever had. Man, I miss Godzilla.
The only thing good about growing up in Reno was every sushi bar was all you can eat (and pretty decent quality) and it’s proximity to Lake Tahoe. Other than that there isn’t much to write home about.
The best one was (is?) Kokopelli’s between CC and Silver Legacy. Some of my best memories of growing up were eating there with my parents and later my buddies in HS after a great day at Squaw
Haven’t been there in a long time, so I can’t speak for the quality of it now. Honestly haven’t had bad sushi in Reno save for one time at a somewhat newer place named Hiroba. My favorite was always the sushi bar on the skyway of the Atlantis. More expensive but definitely worth it.
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So my first date tomorrow could tank spectacularly and it wouldn’t be as bad as this scene. Thanks Will.
Don’t look at the menu.
Good luck
This Tony does not represent all Tony’s
This made me so uncomfortable and why the fuck didn’t that girl get up and LEAVE
I would have been done at “I’m ordering for us.”
I bet he was doused in Axe and had slick-backed hair
He was probably a cat guy.
Tony is example 562 of why I don’t date cat guys….
Dog guy here…sup?
All I can think about is “Joey doesn’t share food!” with Tony and his disdain of menus.
This is exactly what I needed to get in the right mindset for unlimited sushi and sake with the boys tonight.
none of you better look at the damn menu
Tony needs to be a character on TGDAG that ends up with Girl when Todd makes off with Claire.
Tony has either never had his ass kicked. Or he’s had his ass kicked so many times it doesn’t even phase him anymore.