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I had really big plans of things I was going to get done this weekend, since it was the only one I am going to be home for in six weeks. Get a haircut, do some yard work, put away my summer clothes, clean the house. And yet, I only managed to accomplish the first of those things, and that’s only because I would have gotten charged if I canceled my appointment. Instead, I stayed curled up on the couch, watching Netflix and playing with my new kittens. Yes, I’ve become a cat lady, and I’m proud of it.
While I figured getting nothing accomplished means my weekend was rather neutral, some people had a rough time of it.
Pete Davidson
Just two weeks ago, Pete Davidson was on SNL’s Weekend Update discussing how great it was to be engaged to Ariana Grande:
Fast forward to this weekend and things aren’t quite so rosy. According to TMZ, the couple has called off their engagement and broken up. Sources told the site that the split happened this weekend and gave the classic reasoning of “timing.”
Guess Davidson is back to paying this own rent…hopefully he got that $100k engagement ring back. [via TMZ]
Christina Aguilera Fans
Christina Aguilera fans have been waiting for ten years for her to tour, and unfortunately for fans in Detroit, they’re going to have to wait a little longer to see Genie In A Bottle live.
The singer postponed Saturday’s show at the Fox Theatre in Detroit, just days after also postponing a show in Ontario. The reason? A lost voice.
Aguilera addressed the issue in an Instagram story on Saturday, saying in part, “It pains me to say I have been doing all I possibly can to speed recovery and I’m so much closer, but on my doctor’s orders I’m unable to perform the show tonight in Detroit.” She added, “I am in LOVE with this show and performing it for all of you every night so it’s killing me to have to take a pause, but trust I WILL be coming back to make them up stronger & better than ever. I owe it to my fighters to give you 100 percent for EVERY show. You have my word that it will be worth the wait.”
No word on when the missed shows will be rescheduled or when Aguilera will be able to get back on the road. [via People]
Jose Benavidez Jr.
Usually shit-talkers get what’s coming to them, and that was certainly the case in Saturday night’s welterweight title bout in Omaha.
Jose Benavidez Jr. started trash talking titleholder Terence Crawford way back in February, while Crawford held his tongue for the most part. Instead, he unleashed on Benavidez in the ring. Crawford dominated the fight, all the way until he knocked Benavidez down with a crushing right uppercut with about 45 seconds left in the fight.
This uppercut from Terence Crawford was VIOLENT #ESPN #CrawfordBenavidez pic.twitter.com/wsbPt5akyR
— Jimmy Clarke (@JimmyClarke) October 14, 2018
We shouldn’t feel too bad for Benavidez, who took home $500,000 for his efforts. But then again, Crawford, earned $3.625 million, so…[via ESPN]
The Chicago Bears
On Sunday morning, an announcement was made regarding who would be starting QB for the Miami Dolphins on Sunday against the Chicago Bears and the headlines weren’t kind, such as this one from Deadspin:
Brock Osweiler To Start Over Ryan Tannehill Against Chicago And Likely Die
Well, the joke was on us…and the Chicago Bears. Because the quarterback everyone loves to roast completed 28 of 44 passes for a career-high 380 yards and three touchdowns against the best defense in the league, leading the Dolphins to a 31-28 overtime victory.
The Bears offense helped Miami to the win with a few questionable choices, but the main star here was Osweiler, and I have a feeling we aren’t going to hear the end of it any time soon. [via Miami Herald]
This Pig
Doritos have felled many of us, but usually in terms of sabotaging our best-laid diet plans. But for this big pig, it was his escape plans that were foiled.
Police were called after the large swine was spotted on the streets of San Bernadino, CA and police decided to lure him home using the delicious snack chip:
Of course, this only would have worked on me if the Doritos were of the Cool Ranch variety – I think the cheese ones are gross. Bring on the comments. [via Mashable] .
Image via Tinseltown / Shutterstock.com
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Tyreek Hill scoring and running through the endzone only to be flicked off and have a beer thrown in his face by shitty Patriots fans and then losing the game to end the Chiefs’ undefeated record should be on here too.
Well shes a patriots fan so
Can’t feel sorry for someone who beats their GF
LOL @Sears
Davidson and Grande split pretty much proves they were both cheating on their SO’s with one another.