Female coworkers discussing Valentine’s Day plans two fucking weeks ahead of time. PGP. Do Not Disturb 0 7 months 41
Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP. Living Vicariously
Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP. Guntherfelt
Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP. DontBeABroThatDontLift
It has been a month since I was hired and I am still not sure if I am doing my job correctly. PGP. courtnichelle
In yesterday’s mail I received: a mortgage statement, a bill from my dermatologist, and a wedding invitation. So, all bills. PGP. Peter_Olinto
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