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I’m probably too old to say “fuck boy,” but I believe this kid can be classified as a fuck boy.
So much going on here. Apparently this dirtbag tried to roll into the UConn student union with a beer, a move which we all support, but was denied entry because he’s 19, and we are a nation of laws. Shit gets wild from there, and ends with a nice takedown and arrest. That must be some bomb mac and cheese.
He starts out with the shitty guy move of calling out the guy for being a service industry manager, and naturally, someone is rolling the whole time. Shoutout to the kid with the patience and focus to roll for 9 damn minutes. I’m willing to bet Adderall was involved in some capacity.
Nope. You can’t tell him nothin’.
Look, a hungry, drunk, entitled little fuck with great flow cannot be reasoned with when he’s hungry. And the dude is rocking the shower shoes with socks look, which lets everyone know how hard he can chill if he really wants to.
But there’s no chill here. This dude goes down hard, and even pulls the peak scumbag move of spitting in the dude’s face after he’s been detained by police. This manager will be posted up with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan soon, because the dude handled this like a boss. Can’t wait to hear this little pube’s apology. I hate college kids..
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Imagine the outrage if this was a minority? EXCESSIVE FORCE! The kid got what he deserved.
Every scoop of Mac and cheese that kid gets in the future will have spit in it.
Oh to be young. PGP
I can’t believe the manager restrained himself from knocking that kid out.
This was the most exciting 9 minutes of my day
So many ways to avoid this situation:
Scenario 1. Bring backpack full of beer. Get water cup with your mac and cheese. Fill water cup with beer.
Scenario 2. You make the mistake of getting caught with your beer. Leave, and have a friend buy you mac and cheese. Give said friend a beer as a reward.
If he was on adderall, he wouldn’t be eating, and he most certainly would have figured out a scenario that prevented an arrest. Adderall 101, you’re smarter than everyone.
I believe he was referring to the guy that recorded the 9 minute video when he was talking about adderall
Don’t know if this kid was actually from Connecticut, but having had a room mate from there, this isn’t surprising.
Time to transfer.
Apparently he had already been expelled from UMASS for an arrest. He’s going places.
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#Mangerlivesmatter
Fuck my tits. #Managerlivesmatter
You trying to say manger lives don’t matter? Cold blooded man.
Dude is hatin’ on Jesus.