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We all know that most sports predictions are 95 percent bullshit, right? We have scores of cable channels that employ thousands and thousands of analysts and commentators who spend all day discussing which team full of millionaires will overcome the opposing team full of millionaires, and half the time, they’re wrong. Any time Charles Barkley opens his big, dumb mouth on TNT and says, “Well, uh, I think it’s gonna be a blowout by _______,” the other team wins by a landslide. That asshole’s cost me more money than alimony payments.
With the nature of sports so random, why not just ask random people to make season predictions? That’s what most of these sports networks and websites do, anyway. Clearly I’m not the only person who agrees with this sentiment, as one intrepid Tinder user decided to forego the opportunity to “crush some strange” and instead, decided to ask his prospective paramours about how each NBA team will do in the upcoming season.
Atlanta Hawks
Someone’s thirsty.
Boston Celtics
Ha! Get it? Those Bostonians love their “wicked.”
Brooklyn Nets
That’s…not a prediction.
Charlotte Hornets
She actually might not be wrong.
Chicago Bulls
…well, damn.
Cleveland Cavaliers
I feel you, girl. #TheDecision2
Dallas Mavericks
Maybe Taco’s friend “Mark from Cuba” might want to sign this girl.
Denver Nuggets
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE ASKING ABOUT THE HAWKS?
Detroit Pistons
…they speak English in Washington?
Golden State Warriors
Pro basketball probably hates you, too.
Houston Rockets
Los Angeles Clippers
“Guess what? I’m a witch!” / “Guess what? I’m a Clippers fan!”
Los Angeles Lakers
Kora’s back with a vengeance. TNT needs to hire this girl pronto.
Memphis Grizzlies
Yes, they do, but Zach Randal changed his name to Randolph.
Miami Heat
Truth.
Milwaukee Bucks
To be fair, most people don’t realize Milwaukee has a professional basketball team, anyway.
Minnesota Timberwolves
Rough.
New Orleans Pelicans
Smooth move, Ferguson.
New York Knicks
Sounds like a typical, awful Knicks fan.
Oklahoma City Thunder
Kevin Durant’s broken foot might disagree with you.
Orlando Magic
That’s the most optimistic thing I’ve ever heard about the Orlando Magic.
Philadelphia ’76ers
I think most Philly fans probably share this exact same sentiment.
Phoenix Suns
Yeah, but how DOES he know Krista? LOL.
Portland Trail Blazers
Sacramento Kings
What does someone with knowledge of the Kings look like?
San Antonio Spurs
No Sports Package = No First Date
Toronto Raptors
What a hoser.
Utah Jazz
Rude.
Washington Wizards
Seems like a really happy household..
[via World Wide Wob]
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Claire is probably his girlfriend…well, ex girlfriend.
Oh, are we just using the comments section to point out things that are extremely obvious now? Duly noted.
Claire seems like a Heat fan
Indiana Pacers?
waste of time.