We all know that most sports predictions are 95 percent bullshit, right? We have scores of cable channels that employ thousands and thousands of analysts and commentators who spend all day discussing which team full of millionaires will overcome the opposing team full of millionaires, and half the time, they’re wrong. Any time Charles Barkley opens his big, dumb mouth on TNT and says, “Well, uh, I think it’s gonna be a blowout by _______,” the other team wins by a landslide. That asshole’s cost me more money than alimony payments.

With the nature of sports so random, why not just ask random people to make season predictions? That’s what most of these sports networks and websites do, anyway. Clearly I’m not the only person who agrees with this sentiment, as one intrepid Tinder user decided to forego the opportunity to “crush some strange” and instead, decided to ask his prospective paramours about how each NBA team will do in the upcoming season.

Atlanta Hawks

Someone’s thirsty.

Boston Celtics

Ha! Get it? Those Bostonians love their “wicked.”

Brooklyn Nets

That’s…not a prediction.

Charlotte Hornets

She actually might not be wrong.

Chicago Bulls

…well, damn.

Cleveland Cavaliers

I feel you, girl. #TheDecision2

Dallas Mavericks

Maybe Taco’s friend “Mark from Cuba” might want to sign this girl.

Denver Nuggets

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE ASKING ABOUT THE HAWKS?

Detroit Pistons

…they speak English in Washington?

Golden State Warriors

Pro basketball probably hates you, too.

Houston Rockets

Los Angeles Clippers

“Guess what? I’m a witch!” / “Guess what? I’m a Clippers fan!”

Los Angeles Lakers

Kora’s back with a vengeance. TNT needs to hire this girl pronto.

Memphis Grizzlies

Yes, they do, but Zach Randal changed his name to Randolph.

Miami Heat

Truth.

Milwaukee Bucks

To be fair, most people don’t realize Milwaukee has a professional basketball team, anyway.

Minnesota Timberwolves

Rough.

New Orleans Pelicans

Smooth move, Ferguson.

New York Knicks

Sounds like a typical, awful Knicks fan.

Oklahoma City Thunder

Kevin Durant’s broken foot might disagree with you.

Orlando Magic

That’s the most optimistic thing I’ve ever heard about the Orlando Magic.

Philadelphia ’76ers

I think most Philly fans probably share this exact same sentiment.

Phoenix Suns

Yeah, but how DOES he know Krista? LOL.

Portland Trail Blazers

Sacramento Kings

What does someone with knowledge of the Kings look like?

San Antonio Spurs

No Sports Package = No First Date

Toronto Raptors

What a hoser.

Utah Jazz

Rude.

Washington Wizards

Seems like a really happy household..

[via World Wide Wob]