Well, we’ve done it my friends. We’ve finally hit rock bottom…in terms of completely horrifying, what the hell were they thinking wedding themes. Are you ready? Here we go.
Let’s set aside the entire fake laugh, staged photo. And nevermind that the groomsmen look like they are trying to resemble a pack of Skittles, and I do not want to taste the rainbow. Alex (from his Twitter feed actually looks like a pretty cool guy?) decided to throw a LaCroix themed wedding. As in, he and his bride decided to theme their special day using different flavors of the sparkling water that is currently the brand of choice of hipsters and basic girls everywhere. As Chandler Bing would say… could they be any more annoying?
Here’s a few more pics from the big day:
Hey, is Alex wearing red Chuck Taylors? This is making more sense now. Also, can we discuss his beard? It’s fantastic.
Can we discuss how unenthused berry flavored purple guy looks? Loosen up buddy. You’re standing in the woods, holding a non-alcoholic beverage, and wearing a lavender shirt with purple suspenders. Buck up, old friend.
Ah, Alex, you got me here. How sweet it is that you got married at the place you first met at – and I’m not even saying that ironically. So sweet that I may be able to overlook this hideous rainbow sparkling water theme… provided there’s an open bar at this summer camp somewhere? .
Image via Twitter