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Well, we’ve done it my friends. We’ve finally hit rock bottom…in terms of completely horrifying, what the hell were they thinking wedding themes. Are you ready? Here we go.
Let’s set aside the entire fake laugh, staged photo. And nevermind that the groomsmen look like they are trying to resemble a pack of Skittles, and I do not want to taste the rainbow. Alex (from his Twitter feed actually looks like a pretty cool guy?) decided to throw a LaCroix themed wedding. As in, he and his bride decided to theme their special day using different flavors of the sparkling water that is currently the brand of choice of hipsters and basic girls everywhere. As Chandler Bing would say… could they be any more annoying?
Here’s a few more pics from the big day:
Hey, is Alex wearing red Chuck Taylors? This is making more sense now. Also, can we discuss his beard? It’s fantastic.
Can we discuss how unenthused berry flavored purple guy looks? Loosen up buddy. You’re standing in the woods, holding a non-alcoholic beverage, and wearing a lavender shirt with purple suspenders. Buck up, old friend.
Ah, Alex, you got me here. How sweet it is that you got married at the place you first met at – and I’m not even saying that ironically. So sweet that I may be able to overlook this hideous rainbow sparkling water theme… provided there’s an open bar at this summer camp somewhere? .
Image via Twitter
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Groom deserves to be left at the altar more than Ted Mosby does
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just another piece of evidence that shows how fucked America is if we ever had to have a draft again.
Sorry, but all of us on this site are the purple guy
God I hope so.
Fuck these douches
Some how I’m not even surprised that this happened. Disappointed but not surprised.
When did LaCroix become a thing? How did I miss this?
I never knew it existed either. Until the lady friend got irate because I wouldn’t pick some up on the way home one day. Now I send her all these articles so she knows the mistake she’s making.
Horrifying
I don’t like that concept as a whole, regardless of what drink they chose.
This is something that seems like it would be funny for prom and it then takes you about two days into freshman year fall semester to realize that it was just plain stupid.
You know that the bride made this happen, or this guy has no balls
NERDS