Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP. devonrose_
Taco Bell for breakfast because you were late for work. Taco Bell for dinner because you have no self respect. PGP. Dickworth
The walk of shame now being the distance from the restroom to your cubicle after being in there for an absurd amount of time. PGP. BigOleFudge
1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP. CorporateSigmachi
Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP. swimshady
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