For those of you drinkers out there who have ever taken a shot then literally wanted to take your shot glass and eat it, this is for you. From the world-famous, trend-setting, mass-hysteria-over-pastries-creating NYC Dominique Ansel Bakery, also known as the…Read More »
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Goldman Sachs Does A Little Grave Dancing Over The Death Of The @GSElevator Book
You wouldn’t expect anything less from a company as ruthless as Goldman Sachs. The massive investment firm celebrated the death of John LeFevre’s (@GSElevator) book deal with publisher Simon and Schuster. The book was called “Straight to Hell: True Tales…Read More »
Pabst Blue Ribbon For Sale: Seeking A Whole Lot Of Money
Hipsters across the country are shedding a collective tear after hearing of this report that Pabst Blue Ribbon is being put up for sale. The 170-year-old company officially began fielding offers this past weekend, and is projected to bring in…Read More »
Yep, That Hoverboard Video Is Fake And You Can Probably Guess Who’s Behind It
The viral video hit the internet on Tuesday of a bunch of celebrities riding the hoverboard from “Back to the Future: Part II” and the internet prematurely exploded with viral joy at yet another hoax based on the greatest movie…Read More »
Frank Underwood And Frank The Tank Play Tennis Together For Charity
This is what the kids call a “power move.” Will Ferrell outbid everyone at his own charity auction, dropping a whopping $24,000 on two ringside seats to the WBO welterweight championship between undefeated defending champion Tim Bradley and Manny Pacquiao.…Read More »
Pornhub Wants You To Create An Awesome SFW Ad Campaign And Give You A Job
Pornhub is one of the biggest websites in the world. Over 35 million people visit everyday. With an audience that big, the adult entertainment juggernaut wants to take the leap into the mainstream with a huge, SFW national campaign, and…Read More »
Rejoice! Oscar Mayer Has Created Lunchables For Adults
First and foremost, I would like to thank Oscar Mayer for helping me develop my distinguished taste in questionable meats and cheeses. Secondly, I would like to thank them for their part in shaping my early OCD tendencies as a…Read More »
Woman Calls Out Her Cheating Husband In The Local Paper
They say that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and though I’ve never personally been there, I imagine this to be true. Just ask any of my exes. You see, women are a special breed of crazy. A…Read More »
Popular Texas Food Truck Under Fire For Having An Offensive, Quasi-Sexual Name
Giving your restaurant a risqué name is a great business model. Fuddruckers and Hooters should be plenty proof of that. A San Antonio Korean fried chicken food truck might have taken it a little too far, though. “CockAsian” is being…Read More »
Have They Finally Invented The Hoverboard From “Back To The Future?”
We’ve dreamt of the day when this technology that was first introduced in Back To The Future Part II would be available to the public. Now, it seems that day has finally come. It SEEMS that way. But I doubt…Read More »
