There are moments in life that you’ll always remember where you were when you heard the news. Well, today is one of those days as Tinder has decided to introduce verified celebrity profiles and you can finally have a chance…Read More »
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New App Donates To Charity Every Time You Work Out
Scrolling briefly through my Facebook mini-feed this morning, I noticed, hiding in the midst of excessive baby pictures and stupid “share or you’ll die” shit, a little gem that a friend of mine had posted, tagging her friends who run…Read More »
HSBC Employees Find Out That A Mock Beheading Is A Poor Team Building Exercise
Sometimes team-building goes a little too far. A group of HSBC employees are looking for employment after posting an ISIS-style mock execution video on Instagram for some reason. According to The Sun, the employees, from the bank’s legal division, were…Read More »
Spurs’ Matt Bonner Blames iPhone 6 For Shooting Slump Last Season
San Antonio Spurs forward Matt Bonner is claiming that the enlarged size of the iPhone 6 Plus is to blame for the elbow pain that caused his uncharacteristic mid-season shooting slump. At least he has a good sense of humor…Read More »
Cristiano Ronaldo Finds Babe’s Phone In Vegas, Returns It, Parties With All Her Hot Friends
The last time I lost my phone, it was because I passed out in a cab the night before the Kentucky Derby. After waking up, we utilized Find My iPhone and saw it was located in “a really bad part…Read More »
The Rock & Kevin Hart Arguing On Set Of Their New Movie Is The Best
Central Intelligence, a new comedy starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart, began filming recently, and video of the two arguing on set is hilarious. With two sides to every argument, here’s what Hart had to say: A video…Read More »
SoBe Workers Are Creeping Everyone Out With Cryptic Messages Underneath Bottle Caps
Several SoBe customers have gone to Twitter to show their concern with a repeating message appearing on the inside of bottle caps of various SoBe drinks. Across the country, numerous people have reported their caps saying, “HELP ME TRAPPED IN…Read More »
There’s Now A Kentucky Fans Only Dating Site If You’re Into That Sort Of Thing
Tired of thinking you’ve found “the one,” just to find out he’s a Louisville fan? Sick of seeing that cutie in blue in line at Starbucks, and then be overcome with nausea when she turns around to reveal her Duke…Read More »
Milwaukee Brewers Bullpen Catcher Can Eat A Ton Of Cheesesteaks
Marcus Hanel has a great life. As a bullpen catcher, not only does he have the baseball-equivalent dream job of football’s contact-free practice team quarterback, but the man can also chow down on hilarious amounts of unhealthy food. Hanel, who…Read More »
Comedian To Drive Giant Ass Cross-Country Because This Is America
Image via YouTube Only in America will you see an ass that size on the streets (and that isn’t a hit on America’s trouble with obesity). Comedian Kurt Braunohler, known for hiring a skywriter to sketch out the phrase “How…Read More »