In highly anticipated news, the Tinder-equivalent smartphone app made for dogs is live and ready to go. According to Austin (TX) 360, the new app BarkHappy launched today. So far, it is only available in the Austin area and does…Read More »
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Former Disney Channel Star’s Instagram Account Is Devoted To Trolling Fans
Like many other twenty-somethings, a good chunk of my childhood was dedicated to religiously watching, talking about, and obsessing over the Disney Channel. Sadly, the days of such innocence are long gone, and it’s safe to assume that the whole…Read More »
A Breakdown Of Forbes’ List Of The Best-Paying Jobs For Women
Wondering what the best job is to pursue as a woman in the workforce? Luckily for you, Forbes has released their list of the best-paying jobs for women in 2015. Sorted by salary, they also indicate the positions that pay…Read More »
Grab A Case, Because Beer Can Prevent Your Grill From Giving You Colon Cancer
Next time you leave a beer can half-empty on your coffee table as you nod off on the couch instead of going out, you better show some respect and tend to that wounded soldier. After all, it could save your…Read More »
Lululemon Is Making Beer Because They Know I Blow Money When I’m Drunk
Three weeks ago, I walked into the mall with the sole intention of walking out with some lululemon golf shirts. “These are hip, stylish shirts made by a trustworthy brand,” I said to myself while trying to justify the $84…Read More »
Park Police Are Arresting Rec-League Softballers Who Just Wanna Drink A Couple Beers At The National Mall
If you live in the DC area and enjoy playing rec-league softball while simultaneously drinking beer, I have a message for you: Avoid the national mall. Park Police are allegedly a little trigger happy these days and are skipping past…Read More »
Study Proves The Dad Bod Is Alive And Well
It’s no secret that some ladies just prefer a portlier man. It’s the Dad Bad phenomenon, and it’s real. We’ve covered its history, talked about why ladies love it, and even developed t-shirts promoting it. However, even with all of…Read More »
There’s A McDonald’s Secret Menu, And Everything About It Is Depressing
People love a secret menu. It’s a great way to feel like an insider, even though feeling like an insider at a place like, oh, I dunno, McDonald’s is kind of sad. Well, food hipsters are rejoicing today, as word…Read More »
This Mouth-Fisting Craigslist Missed Connection Is Confusing The Hell Out Of Me
I have two goals in life: to be a featured cast member on The Real World and be the subject of someone’s Missed Connection ad on Craigslist. While I’m too old looking to be on The Real World, my dream…Read More »
Check Out The Three New Investors Coming To ‘Shark Tank’
Shark Tank is one of my all-time favorite shows. As a Mavericks fan, nothing brings me more pleasure than watching Mark Cuban call out Robert Herjavec for being a sappy, unintelligent investor, or giving Kevin O’Leary shit for making a…Read More »
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