“The Lady I Know” has never sounded so glorious.

How come shit like this doesn’t happen to me?

Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

Honor your history, children.

A million thank yous to whoever filmed this.

With report.

What a dick.

YES.

Hilarious.

Verruckt, the world’s tallest waterslide at Schlitterbahn in Kansas City, KS is the world’s tallest, fastest waterslide. It was supposed to open this summer, but didn’t because rafts were flying off the track. They finally let humans ride it. It looks awesome.