In my humble opinion, no show will ever top Seinfeld.

It’s called “Chick Chick” by Wang Rong Rollin. And that’s really the only thing I have to say about it.

Mind…blown.

Everyone loves a good NASCAR fight. I’ve been begging NASCAR to start encouraging these kinds of fracases in every race. I also think NASCAR needs to go full Attitude Era, with heels and faces who just go after it before, during and after each race. I just want to see Carl Edwards come flying out of pit row with a steel chair and crack it over Tony Stewart’s head while the crowd goes absolutely bananas. I don’t think sponsors would pull out after they saw the massive TV ratings.

Clay Trenton is a real scumbag, but I’d still love to shake his hand and buy him a beer.

Happy Halloween, everyone.

This guy makes Badger from Breaking Bad look like a total fucking amateur.

I’d probably have a similar reaction if I lost to a team as sorry as Washington too, man.

Apples?! Who do the Wellingtons think they are?

I knew something was fishy about that video from a GoPro that was strapped to a bottle of Fireball at a wedding. First off, no one looks that happy after that much cinnamon-flavored devil juice is consumed. Secondly, the following video is much more accurate.