Marquez vs. Alvarado happens Sat., May 17 at 10:15pm ET/PT on HBO.
“I’m writing a book, bitch!” the supposed author said. This is also probably the only “writer” in the world who uses “You’re fucking gay” as an insult and threatens people because he “does UFC.” Also, shoutout to Penn State, which he paid 80 grand to go to, because that was also relevant. This guy is still more respectable than the goobers who keep filming mobile videos vertically.
This town, is a make you town.
“There’s a choo choo and it tickled my florist…”
He also brought everyone’s mom on stage and then proceeded to put on the biggest display of white people dancing the world has ever seen.
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Whatever floats your boat, lady.