That’s about as American as it gets.

Happy Fourth of July, everyone.

Science: finding new and more amazing ways to waste time everyday.

You’ve got to respect Dale Irby’s v-neck sweater game.

I bet Skyler still would’ve been a bitch.

I’m into having sex, I’m not into making love.

With the Fourth of July approaching, it’s time for a safety lesson.

Hell yeah. Get money, get paid.

“Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers only.”